i stan one (1) angel

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[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[sethsclearwater]

thinking about this today lol

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

carlisle not only turning rosalie into a vampire without her consent but also intending her to be a mate for edward?? rosalie should’ve killed carlisle.

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

It is not a question of “did Bella ever have a wet dream while Edward was in her room?”, but “once Edward realized what was happening, how much damage did he do to her bedroom window as he scrambled out?”

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Whenever Edward pissed Bella off after New Moon she should’ve said “you know my hallucination of you never would have said that. I liked him better”

[yet-another-music-enjoyer]

when i first got into Twilight a couple of years ago I was trying to avoid spoilers since I was watching through the movies with my dad (his idea btw) anyway pretty early on I came across the name renesmee and fully thought for WEEKS that that was the ship name for Bella's mom and Edward's mom. didn't even question it.

[cto10121]

Me: [pacing] But Bella kissing Jacob back in Eclipse fascinates me because, paradoxically enough, it shows me just how Bella/Jacob would never work out in the long run. For one thing, she doesn’t respond to Jacob’s kiss until she senses his unbridled joy at his (mistaken) belief that she is kissing him back. And to me, that illustrates the difference between her love for Jacob versus her love for Edward. Bella still loves Edward, even when she 100% believes he no longer loves her or wants to be with her. Her love for him is not solely based on what Edward wants or desires (although those do greatly matter to her, of course). With Jacob, though, his needs and desires do matter, because to Bella Jacob is family first and a lover second. This means Bella subconsciously treats him as she does her parents: Taking care of him emotionally and putting his needs before her own. It’s Cinderbella all over again. But unlike them, Jacob is more capable and even has cool shifter powers that can defend her from any threats. Unlike Bella’s friends, Jacob notices things about her and cares about her. That is a massive upgrade from Bella’s current situation. Jacob also has the advantage over Edward in terms of being near contemporaries with Bella, of roughly the same social status. But it’s not enough. A human life with Jacob is still a human life: Cooking, cleaning, and eventually childrearing. That will worsen Bella’s parentification and I think deep down she knows it. I don’t know, does that make sense?

Therapist: Why can’t you just be normal?

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

It’s kind of funny yet heart-wrenching to read Edward’s yearning to be human for Bella in Midnight Sun, because I think if Bella had the choice between her and Edward both being humans or both being vampires, she’d still choose vampirism.

[fuckmeyer]

no way Alice's unexplained fashion visions stopped at Edward's sleeveless white button-up (still choking over this btw). there had to have been a whole-ass section of his closet filled with clothes long abandoned - Harvard crewnecks, flannel shirts, wool button-ups, loose linens - that Alice insisted he not throw out for Reasons. turns out that Reason was Bella who, twenty years later, would raid his closet & steal his clothes. when Edward gifted Alice the yellow Porsche, he'd spring for the custom interior, sound system, & buy her a matching tennis bracelet as thanks

[lsabellaswans]

HOA HOA HOA HOA…

[psychcalice]

[coozygirl]

sometime it’s hard to believe that Leah Clearwater wasn’t created for something more.

like are you telling me that you created a character that within your mythical universe is the only woman in history capable of transforming into a wolf/being a shapeshifter and you didn't make her a relevant character...?

[dreamingawayyour1ife]

⊹˚.⁺˖Bella Swan˚.⁺˖ ࣪⊹

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

in midnight sun when edward sees his siblings playing a convoluted chess game, knowing they won’t let him play, and in new moon when bella watches him & alice play, but the game happened entirely in their heads & only took a few minutes LIKE. no wonder edward was happy to spend their honeymoon playing chess instead of fucking lmao he hasn’t had a good opponent in over 80 years

[iamnotfromthisplanet]

ok but how often does bella swan get a bruise and just keeps edward's hand on it instead of grabbing some ice

[pinkmoonzzz]

James in the ballet studio with Bella:

[fuckmeyer]

tbh, New Moon ending with "Edward came back, and i snapped out of my crippling depression :)" feels scarier than actually healing from your severe mental illness. how terrifying would it be to spend six months slogging through hell, then suddenly waking up in your fairytale wonderland like nothing happened? i'd be clawing at the walls waiting for the other shoe to drop. idk how you can look at the love of your life & not wonder whether he was real, or a memory, or a delusion. are you dead? dying? asleep? crazy? if so, to what extent? when he goes hunting, can you be sure he was real? when he follows you to class, does he feel like a ghost? when you dream, do you dream of the real Edward? the past Edward? or the hallucination? where did the pain that reminded you you were alive go? why do you suddenly have an appetite after wasting away to skin and bones? even Bella "I'm good with weird" Swan has her limits, and tbh "my soulmate, who weaponized my worst insecurities & sent me into a psychosis-level depression, is finally back and i am Cured" seems like a mind-breaking denial of reality. her whole life changed overnight in the best way - and she's telling us she has no scars from the dark? hmm