Rosie

Big bootus Brutus is the male version of big booty Judy

[bifl3xible]

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

That’s it. This is the funniest yak I’ve ever seen. The rest of you may go home.

[1st-1]

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

[oatmilksupremacy]

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

[babyanimalgifs]

I told my cat she wasn’t gonna like this salt and vinegar chip but she didn’t listen to me smh SHE GAGGED

via @julsmadison

[assignment53]

Yes!

[dalmascandwarf]

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

[pornusual]

damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that

[flipyeahkelly-deactivated202209]

terry crews could lift Thor’s hammer rb if u agree

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[splendid-splendens]

Oh my gosh… Friend…

[extrafabulouscomics]

pls support https://www.patreon.com/ExtraFabulousComics

[wilwheaton]

Stop cropping the credits off of comics you stupid fuck.

[dallonjweekes-archive]

short PSA that Dallon’s not too fond of hugs and prefers a good handshake

[ruinedchildhood]

[daddythehedgehog]

matthew gray gubler is a specimen from another planet

[thisoneceres]

@queenieeegoldstein

[tastefullyoffensive]

True love. (via TLBurkhalter)

[oceanadie-deactivated20200903]

Update:

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[vollmetall-deleting-deactivated]

now dance fucker dance

man he never had a chance