Perfection

Brian. 21. Living in Paris. From Bumblefuck, NJ. My fears include getting old, Donald Trump becoming president, and off-brand cereals. || Follow me on Instagram @SayHeyMrCarter

[toastbutteregg]

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[pamisleyphd]

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[browsedankmemes]

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

[guayabas]

whats going on here

[holyromanhomo]

White drama is EVERYTHING

[that-one-homosexual]

tag yourselves

[for-peace-war]

You got me fucked up

[ventrue]

Beat that ass, Rachel

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

she really brought a bat to the fight and commanded that she not be hit with it after swinging and getting it took

[brizzlehamiltizzle]

What kinda white MESS

[tchaikovskaya]

hrndnfnhhentngnsnjrjrngnng?????

[diarygirls]

me with 0 drinks in me, unprompted: lorde literally INVENTED the sad indie girl pop sound that artists like alessia cara and halsey are using today when she was only fifteen years old and the reason royals was such a hit was because it sounded like nothing else on the radio or the charts at the moment and for someone who has been so influential she is criminally underappreciated in this essay i will

[march25ths]

I CANT BYRWYFHEHE

[transgenderer]

i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified as genital-shaped. eyes? yonic symbolism. fingers? phallic symbolism. thats all there is

[moteldogs]

poking yourself in the eye? a cunning symbol of sexual intercourse

[transgenderer]

exactly!!

[afloweroutofstone]

Might I add:

Yonic the Hedgehog

[oligopsoneia-deactivated2018051]

you might not have, and yet you did, entirely cognizant,

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who listens to radiohead

[maxgilardi-deactivated20250515]

no thanks

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[fictional-bitch]

this is,,,the most incredible collection,,,I’m shaking

[bugonearth]

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

[disillusionedthings-deactivated]

“Death Looking into the Window of One Dying”, ca.1900, Jaroslav Panuška

[woodmeat]

hate to think that when im taking my last breaths dakota fanning is outside making it clap

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

dakota fanning make it clap

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

dakota fanning outside my bedroom window when i’m taking my final breaths

[ilovemusicalyy]

[tyleroakley]

i can’t stop thinking about this