BRING THE BASS BACK

no rope  no hose  not today, Satan. you can call me fer or cg, he/him 🔻 #1 victor frankenstein apologist gdt is dead to me

[annabelle--cane]

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

[nephilot]

"this is fetish art" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

[rathayibacter]

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

[aishah707]

[birdplushie]

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

[intersexocs]

this is a sign to make your ocs visibly intersex

give that woman facial hair. give her a deep voice give that man breasts. give him a feminine voice

while intersex people can look like anything, dont be afraid to make them look """clocky"" because real intersex people look like that irl too!! give them features to make them look intersex!! mess around with body types, voices, etc.. have fun with it!!

[napoleononthebellerophon]

i dont think its a "sin" to "destroy and betray yourself for nothing" because there's no such thing as sin, there's no such thing as yourself and there's no such thing as nothing. and destruction and betrayal are subjective. you're most likely totally fine.

[rottenboystheoryoflove]

friend visiting me for a while and i was a little worried he was gonna want to do So Much (i am jetlagged and very very tired). first thing we do is grocery shopping second thing we do is eat instant noodles on the couch while watching separate youtube videos with headphones on (#parallelplay) so needless to say im no longer worried

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[creepycrag]

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

[pjackk]

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

[katherinelam]

ms paint drawings

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[blueindeed]

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[tw-5]

@rottenboystheoryoflove

[rottenboystheoryoflove]

someone in this apartment building is going through it, because this is the first time i have ever heard genuine noise coming from anywhere other than the coutryard and it's "somebody that i used to know" being blasted full volume along with what i can only make out as some very strained singing