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kyleesarthell

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prokopetz

I've seen RPG settings that do the "four classical elements plus Holy/Dark" damage typing schema where high-tech weapons (e.g., lasers and shit) inflict Dark damage because they represent the subjugation of Nature to the will of Man or whatever, but what I really want to see is a setting that takes it in completely the opposite direction. I want to see an RPG setting where getting punched by a robot does Holy damage because robots are born free of Original Sin.

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Woe, Mary Magdalene Battle Android Womb Laser Be Upon Ye

jinxsmandalorianmalewife

I’m sorry a womb what?!?!-

blaiddfailcam

ok "womb laser" is a bit of an oversimplification

KOS-MOS can absorb an entire fleet of eldritch beings known as Gnosis into the device located in her abdomen by briefly tapping into the residual consciousness of Mary Magdalene stored within her cyberneural network, emitting a blue beam of divine light.

you know, like... reverting them to a primordial existence. in her "womb." which is directly connected to the incorporeal emanations of god itself.

jinxsmandalorianmalewife

So basically her womb is a Death Star laser granted by the power of Consciousness.

blaiddfailcam

⚠️ Her womb is a Death Star laser granted by the power of Consciousness ⚠️

murmurlilies

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

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bynine

SUDOWOODO-UNOVA - PSYCHIC

As its habitat became urbanized, its body morphed to adapt. The blinking of the bulbs on its head can force opponents to stop or go at Sudowoodo's discretion.

gameghostiez

tysm for taking my request, I never would've thought to take Sudowoodo's mimicry in this direction! Feels like it would be either extremely helpful or extremely chaotic outside of battle

bynine

BONSLY-UNOVA - PSYCHIC

Extremely timid. It focuses all its psychic power on convincing others to move away from it. If one finds itself in traffic, it will be a long day for the drivers involved.