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After all the remote work was so successfully implemented, many the studios figured out you could outsource to poorer countries and pay cheaper wages.

not-seth-twiright

The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".

Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

juliaanoia

This is what I think of when I hear "goons"

anexperimentallife

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

emeraldastral

lakevida

using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions

catchymemes

marisatomay

KISSINGER ???

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

catchymemes

wackom

Merlin and Arthur have a chat

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icecream-noodle

The mental shift between realising this is animated.

yugirimistwalker

there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is

- the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide - the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame -the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera - the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible

bradspace3000

Finally CGI has advanced far enough that we have the ending to Monty Python and the Holy Grail that we deserve

luisonte

Sin cgi pierde mucho

tiredspacedragon

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

greatmountainfloofsquatch

I don't know this sport.

ruffboi-mags

that was 100% the music I was already imagining happening, so that was fun.

titkoks

i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

drallimylime

вопросик?!

meltyneon

cometchameleon

Ok wait I'm an animator but the idea of referring to a real life human's gait as a walk cycle is sending me

princessnijireiki

For anybody wondering, the original video is here & the track is SQWOZ BAB - ПЁСИК

jorrmungandr

3liza

sorry to add ugly commentary to a fantastic post that stands on its own but it's important for people to know that i and my friends run online movie nights for people a LOT and every single time we do, there is one person who does this no matter how anodyne or simple the film is. some of this is just human stupidity and nothing to do with Modern Times (you will find complaints of old people doing it in movie theaters going back to the midcentury) but a Lot Of it is the Netflix effect from only ever watching stuff designed in a lab to be turned into soundbites, gifs, and to repeat plot points and jokes for everyone who is watching while scrolling on their phones.

I've started just telling them straight up that before about 2010, movies were written and edited in a way that required you to actually watch the movie or you are going to miss things and you do not get a second chance. last time we had a movie night, someone asked questions through the entirety of Lost Boys, and then left their computer for 20 minutes, came back, and demanded an explanation of "what happened" while they were gone.

assuming you are of average cognitive ability and capable of following a plot (and i know someone is going to scold me for ableism, i am NOT talking about people with a disability that prevents narrative comprehension and you know it) it's not just embarrassing for YOU to not simply use your critical thinking skills to perceive a story, it's actively intrusive, rude, and disrespectful to the people around you and to the film itself.

stop doing this. just shut the fuck up! if you still have questions when the movie is completely over and the entire plot has been wrapped up, THINK about it. is the narrative tension left unresolved on purpose? sometimes it is, because ambiguity is a valid storytelling technique utilized to create specific effects in film. after you're done thinking, THEN is the time to start asking questions. discussion of the film happens after the film so that everyone has the opportunity to get all of the information the filmmaker wants to offer and so no one's viewing experience is interrupted or made worse. this is extremely basic "living in the world as an adult" manners.