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kalichnikov

mspaintly

surprisebitch

this was so wild

camille-the-space-ghost

Someone explain

thefirstanomally

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

amishsicario

yd12k

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

spiral-dragon-king

crack-fic-casey

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

thehumanarkle

I’d rather see Tumblr die than see it stop being like this.

ouroborosorder

oh so when the final boss‘s phase transitions, gamers love it, but when I, a trans woman,

meeblo

I support every trans woman's right to have their health bar dramatically refill accompanied by flashy VFX and the name above the hp bar changing.

cpericardium

themainspoon

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

sarahseeandersen

badolmen

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

clubconsent

Addendum: This is also a really good reason to support trust-busting. A lot of this obnoxious behavior is only possible because corporations wield monopoly power.

nyancrimew

another addendum: most modern (4K UHD) blurays use a form of online DRM that requires the player software to access a server to get title specific decryption keys. you don't really own a film on one of those disks any more than you do on streaming, the only way to truly preserve it is to rip off the disks or from streaming, not even the physical media you can "buy" can necessarily be preserved anymore.

PIRACY ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE MEDIA PRESERVATION

jaubaius

Source

1dietcokeinacan

Bears have a real joie de vivre u know. they live in harmony w their inner child….. we can only watch and yearn

mushroom-punk

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE

happy episode 11!

omghotmemes

No, no it isn’t.

moonlit-aura

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

autie-j

They're doing it with video games now :/

A long list of Adult Swim Games is being pulled from Steam and console stores

autie-j

This is just awful, like absolutely no respect for creatives

alertarchitect

The fact that they are refusing to transfer the Steam page ownership to the people who have the IP & game rights seems very legally actionable, especially over an action that takes only a few clicks... Almost sounds like WB wants to pull the video game version of what they did with Coyote vs. Acme for tax write-offs.

This is why we can't trust corporations with ANY form of media. They'll destroy it all if it means they get the most meager of profits in return.

lastoneout

This is actually some of the most evil shit I've ever heard. They won't even let the people who worked on the game be mentioned in the credits.

glados-is-a-lesbian

god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

glados-is-a-lesbian

are you in the headspace to receive negative information about your weight

glados-is-a-lesbian

my love language is testing and by not testing you’re really disrespecting my boundaries

glados-is-a-lesbian

holding space in my life for deadly neurotoxin

3000s

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

3000s

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

3000s

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

3000s

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

mintyyukimevt

I really need to add that also just because people don’t stick around for 10+ years doesn’t mean they don’t like or miss you, I have so many people and past friends who I like and deeply miss who I’ve lost contact with. I’ve only known the people in my current life for 1-6 years, but they still like me. They don’t hate me. It’s okay to not have lifelong or childhood friends!!!!

Just because I transed my gender and moved doesn’t mean the new friends I have don’t like me!!

beardedmrbean

I like how the one dude had to sit down twice he was so overwhelmed

800-dick-pics

I think we need to keep these types of things in mind when ppl have a defeatist attitude about species/habitat loss due to climate change. Nature finds a way and we should all feel joy at the possibility that one day we could find/save many of the plants and animals we thought were gone completely.

enyalius

Tumblr's reply to the situation with CEO's transphobia is pathetic and you should not be thanking them for doing the bare minimum of saying he's not speaking for them. They fucking thanked that bitch.

The affected trans women are still banned.

A transphobic manchild offered no proper apology. Or stopped. He is also still in his position.

Tumblr is still factually transphobic. Keep pushing.

yaoivriskaforever

Yet another deleted blog, fantastic

yaoivriskaforever

They know what they’re doing. They know exactly what they’re doing when they see their users speaking out and nuke them. There is no error or compromise here, this is active malice on staff’s part and they will continue to treat black and trans bloggers like dirt if you just let them.

kaijuno

I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

kaijuno

oh we’re off to a good start

kaijuno

These were the only two pictures on it, like 8 folders deep.

Anyone know… Gallifreyan?????

kaijuno

ALSO there were a bunch of ancient (okay from 2014) SCP games on it?? and a Gameboy Emulator and a copy of the game Lifehouse, based off the concept album The Who tried to write in the 70’s, but Pete Townsend got too lost in the sauce or whatever and had a mental breakdown and never finished it

kaijuno