people who don't like cats are evil.

Ena / Croatia / language nerd / RMCF / cat person / Slav / idk what else to put here

[memewhore]

[runcibility]

That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually.

[coastgods]

[technofeudalism]

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

Potato Candy from 1933

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Watching him try new recipes is hilarious, also I want to try that now, but I can’t. I know my doctor would be upset if I were to eat 10 cups of powdered sugar mixed with a jar of peanut butter and a potato.

[thestraggletag]

There are easier and quicker ways to get diabetes, people.

[realmadridx14]

Pique didnt even play and he's bitching for fucks sake you cant make this up 😭😭😭

[magithco-deactivated20230316]

he ain't got a lick of shame man

[james-rodriquez]

Did yall see Luka modric go up to pique after the game and tell him “now it’s time to complain, right” 💀💀

[justisco]

it wasn’t actually raining tonight lads, those were piques tears.

[sergio-para-siempre]

[vazqmoss]

El clásico is boring without Ramos getting a red card

[winterxxhere]

this

[rodriguezs]

Casemiro did his job

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[to-trash-can-and-beyond]

Croatia definitely hit the darkest timeline

[bravenewleaf-blog]

[mindbodymissedconnections]

hello deer i am home

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Hate to be Old on main but more uquizzes need an “i have no idea who these people are” option for questions like ‘pick an artist’ like please kids i literally haven’t been up to date on whats Popular on the radio since 2014

[the-memedaddy]

[homoluigi]

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

[iridepigs]

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

[ambris]

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

@namelesstunnelgrub​ i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

CUCKFIELD REAL?

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

NO FUCKING WAY

[sonhive-deactivated20201014]

Zidane wins a trophy every 19 matches btw

[sonhive-deactivated20201014]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

[theycallmedanismiles]

DISGUSTANG

[chlmera]

oh my god?

[adistraughtthought]

[questbedhead]

Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s just how siblings are.

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[catchymemes]