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o-kurwa

officialfist

Unrestrained summer fun

rubiredrhythms

hell yeah

anywhoozles

rubiredrhythms

hell yeah

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

queer-reader-07

rubiredrhythms

this made me think about somethin. you can fend for your self, but can you fend for anything or anyone else? Like can I fend for you? Can I fend for my friend?

#these are important questions

dogpuppy

narcissistcookbook

I had something to say but I’ve forgotten how to say the shrimplest words 🦐

😡

sycamorality

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

pukicho

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guys, you should listen to this one. Seriously. Its epic

nqathan1

It’s so weird to see this guy be absolutely serious when he posts music and completely not every other instance. Like he’s really not kidding about it being epic

pukicho

I try to put my all into things. I am all-stupid for my posts, and I'm all-art for my art.

terranceholdsapencil

Guys have you seen the doomsday beach scene footage doctor who posted I'm crying that's hilarious

Been laughing at this through the pain of being sick he's just outta there

the-haiku-bot

Been laughing at this

through the pain of being sick

he’s just outta there

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

just-a-nowhere-giirl

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

taraxippos

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

taraxippos

draconym

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

draconym

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

valentina-poem

weather-n-calamity

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

vvarhound

juney-blues

how to become retroactively 10 years on estrogen

juney-blues

yeah whatever the second best time to plant a tree is now there is always time it's never too late etc etc. but also like half of my problems ultimately trace back to "there was never a chance in hell of me getting on estrogen early enough to avoid the damage testosterone did to me" and I'm allowed to be upset or atleast miffed about it

juney-blues

oh you figured it out too late? Well that's a moot point really because your family would've been unaccepting at the time and your country's medical system's method of trans healthcare is "waste as much time as possible in the hopes they detransition or die" so like yeah no matter what it was kinda inevitable you'd have broad shoulders narrow hips and have to spend a bunch of money on laser

juney-blues

and like yeah whatever cis women have those too, I'm #fucking valid or whatever. shut uppp I don't caaaaaaare. I don't need to be welcomed to womanhood. I don't need reassurance that clocky girls are valid. I don't even care about passing that much I just want to look in the mirror without being upset. can I have that. can I fucking mourn. can I be a little pissed off and sad that I have to deal with this? can you fucking handle that without shutting me down and telling me I'm wrong to feel dysphoria about anything in the first place?