another sad kid in a black hoodie

emo bands ruined my social life and my bank account. ari, they/them

[transfeminines]

[kaijutegu]

So now that my whole family is vaccinated using the Pfizer vaccine, I thought it might be nice to report on our side effects! Can you find the common denominator?

Me, 30

vaccinated 22 Dec

22 Dec- minor flashes of pain at injection site

23 Dec- injection site pain when punched lightly in the arm by Dad who forgot which arm I got the shot in, some joint stiffness that’s proooobably more likely related to falling asleep in a stupid position and honestly it’s so minor that it barely counts

24 Dec- redness at injection site, no swelling, no longer tender to touch- redness possibly from ripping off band-aid.

Lauren, 27

vaccinated 20 Dec

21 Dec- reported swelling and soreness in left arm around injection site

22 Dec- reported headache in the morning and a low-grade fever that broke by 1 PM

24 Dec- reported significant pain at injection site when slapped on the arm by our dad as he was telling a joke and laughing too hard at his own joke

Nick, 24

Vaccinated 23 Dec

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when gently shaken awake by our dad, who managed to put his hand exactly on the injection site

Sarah, 20

Vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported pain and swelling at injection site 

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when picked up by our dad in an attempt to crack her back

Mom, 58

vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported severe headaches in evening and redness/swelling around injection site

24 Dec- headache gone, injection site red and a little itchy, pain at injection site when hugged too tightly by my dad

Dad, 57

vaccinated 19 Dec

19 Dec- reported soreness around injection site

24 Dec- reported severe pain in entire body when entire family decided to beat him with pillows to see how he liked it

[arrghigiveup]

This is hilarious, but because this keeps coming up again and again and again (seriously the notes are tragic) yes OP’s entire family works in healthcare including the 20-year-old whose a CNA working for their dad, and that is how the whole family gets to have the vaccine so early.

[captaindibbzy]

What I gather is OP’s dad is more of a danger to vaccination sites than side effects. Lol

[lyrslair]

I dunno now I’m afraid if I get the vaccine OP’s dad will come hit me on the arm. :P

[badjokesbyjeff]

Why can‘t Trump enter the White House anymore?

Because it is forbiden.

[pspsappho]

actually all academia is dark bc i don't know what's going on and i have depression

[moonsofsappho]

I just wanna live out the rest of my days on a pirate ship where the captain is wlw and has a sword😔

[bichosis]

[katealot]

when your attorney is ace idk i’ve never played the game

[interruptmag-blog]

A word of advice to trans women

Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

[orangelemonart]

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

[phoenixcollective]

Please reblog this, in total it’s about $38.50 to make a huge difference for a trans woman/trans feminine person. 

[mistress-specksynder-deactivate]

I’ve honestly been tucking with that kind of thing ever since I started and it’s so useful

[angiethewitch]

for trans women in the UK, go to primark! when someone i knew was experimenting with gender and gender presentation, i took him to primark and we got a haul of shape wear and bras for cheap as hell. they sell bra inserts there too. i highly recommend primark for all your needs.

[transmasctrainwreck]

Reblogging for trans women who might need this!!

[sapphicnyx]

"my child is fine" your child is crying over dan and phil buying and designing a home together

[iamthemovie]

“my child is completely fine” your child’s favorite band is my chemical romance

[coveredwithsnow]

incorrect Thoschei quotes 124 / ?

[hobbitisms]

[ictsgn]

joe biden’s resumé, in order of importance:

caused fall out boy

46th president of the united states of america

[softyreid]

the first time i ever heard about biden “causing” fob was in a tik tok and for some reason my immediate thought was that mr joseph biden himself told these motherfuckers to start a band, pep talk and everything. and then my second thought was maybe he had some connection with a record label, and called them up like “yeah, man, got this great band, great group of kids”

it never crossed my mind that pete wentz’s parents met at a fucking biden campaign

[tigerteeff]

and it continues btw

[necromaria]

This also means he was responsible for IDKHOW

[slimetony]

don’t even get me started

[60670577550780-deactivated20170]

Okay

[slimetony]

thanks

[chronicowboy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[szczur-deactivated20251129]

not to sound like a boomer but having internet access at a young age fucked a lot of us over and continues to fuck over younger kids even more