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Damian about Batman. Tell your dad how you really feel😅
Lois Lane on her life 😆
Does anyone else think of that one issue of Red Robin, where Tim has M’gann pose as him at a press conference so that Vicki Vale sees Red Robin and Tim Drake in the same place at the same time, but nobody else knew about the set up besides the Batfam?
Can you just imagine the entire superhero community seeing Tim Drake on television being shot, and they’re all probably panicked, but then less than a millisecond later the camera pans to show Red Robin fighting Scarab, and they’re all throwing down their capes, cursing out Batman and the entire Batfamily.
Like, Conner was probably halfway to Gotham when Clark calls him, and Kon just stops midair and goes “jesus fuckign. How do you deal with this bat stuff?” Then Clark says “Don’t ask me. I just found out Bruce isn’t actually dead.”
How.
I hate my phone. It 'sees' the wi-fi it can use, but it just doesn't connect.
The GPS is majorly fucked. Doesn't work like 65% of the time.
Screen sensitivity goes from 'I don't see you at all' to 'diD YoUR POCkeT juST TouCH mE!? U loOK @ mE!?'
Tells me all the bloody time space is running out. I HAVE no photos on my phone, there are like 3 apps downloaded and I clean it every week.
Randomly calls people on my contacts.
Randomly turns off wi-fi when I need it.
Honestly, I want to throw this piece of shit againts the wall. Or into the canal. Or burn it, I'm not picky. But I can't, because it's my work phone. Client info and the likes. How do you tell your boss, that you could not find the client, because the miniature Hitler that is your phone's GPS was leading you into a fucking lake in the middle of nowhere!?
Sooo, we have those little darlings
The Greatest Showman - Rewrite the stars
“I’m not scared to be seen. I make no apologies, this is me.”
This
where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate
thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf
This hurt my feelings
How is this so accurate???????
The Barnum effect
That’s pretty freaking accurate WHAT!?!?
How dare you call me out on my stress and financial issues?!
I did not come here to be roasted
Woah this is like scary accurate. I don’t have any words they described my current situation to a fucking T
holy shit
Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh
I know i said no normal pets on this blog but its my blog and uh.. It would be against my morals to not share this cute
UNMUTE THIS OMG
Ironic Moments Dump
ROAST DUCK WITH PLUM SAUCE
A simple roast duck is paired with juicy plums and spices in this recipe from Biergarten Cookbook: Traditional Bavarian Recipes by Julia Skowronek.
1 duck - salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste - 4 medium yellow onions, cut into wedges - 4 sprigs thyme - 4 whole cloves - 1 stick cinnamon - 1 kg ripe plums, halved and pitted
Heat oven to 180C/350F. Season duck generously with salt and pepper and place breast side up in a roasting pan. Add 1 cup water to pan; roast duck for 1 hour. Scatter onions, thyme, cloves, and cinnamon around it; roast, basting occasionally with pan drippings, for 1 more hour. Increase oven to 240C/450F and add plums to pan; roast until skin is browned and crisp and an instant-read thermometer inserted into thickest part of leg reads 75C/165F, about 30 mins. Transfer duck to a cutting board; let rest 10 mins before carving. Using a slotted spoon, transfer plums and onions to a bowl; set aside. Strain pan juices into a pan; simmer over medium heat until sauce is slightly thickened, about 10 mins. Stir in reserved plums and onions; cook until warmed through. Carve duck and arrange on a serving platter. Using a slotted spoon, place plums and onions around i and pour sauce over duck. Guten Appetit. :)
Found something... interesting
i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
ITS BACK
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
IT’S BACK
This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.
oh my god i’ve only seen this in screenshots
ITS BACK
Omg this is glorious 😂😂😂
Whoa
This is too good to reblog.
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I’ll never not reblog this whenever I find it
Any Black female who lives in Oakland
Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke
SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!
PLEASE REBLOG THIS
Cuz I know a few of my followers out that way
Don’t go during the day either! My cousin and sister seen these vans in broad day light. They were scared shitless. They kept their distance, and no harm was done. I showed them this post a week later, they should’ve been warned sooner. PLEASE REBLOG THIS!
SIGNAL BOOST TO SAVE A LIFE.
Idk if anyone lives out this way, but a good warning nonetheless! Please be careful and aware of your surroundings!
I was in Oakland yesterday, and I can confirm this is true. Stay safe!
I live in Oakland, I can confirm this is true.
The Six Types of Middle-Earth Names
1. Characters whose Names are Secretly Insults:
Samwise: means “Half-wise” or “Half-wit.” He is Stupid Gamgee
Faramir: Boromir’s name means “steadfast jewel”, but Faramir’s name just means “sufficient jewel.”
Sufficient.
Denethor took one look at baby Faramir and thought “eh I guess he exists or whatever” which is very in character
2. Characters who Have Way Too Many Names
Examples include Aragorn son of Arathorn son of Arador heir of Isildur Elendil’s son, descendant of Numenor, Thorongill, Eagle of the Star, Dúnadan, Strider, Wingfoot, Longshanks, Elessar, Edhelharn, Elfstone, Estel (”Hope,”) The Chieftain of the Dúnedain, King of the West, High King of Gondor and Arnor, and Envinyatar the Renewer of the House of Telcontar
Wait I’m sorry did I say “examples” plural Cuz that was all one guy 3. Characters whose parents must’ve been prophets
-Frodo means “wise by experience.” His story is about becoming wise by experience -A lady named Elwing turns into a bird (geddit)
4. Characters whose families were so lazy that they copy-pasted the same first half of a name onto multiple people
Théoden/Théodred Aragorn/Arathorn/Arador Éomer/ Éomund/Éowyn/Éorl Elladan/Elrohir/Elrond/Elros/Elwing/Elenwë/Elendil/Eldarion (the laziest family)
5.Characters whose Names are Expertly Designed so that Newbies can’t Remember Who is Who and Feel Sad
All the people mentioned in number 4 Celeborn, Celegorm, Celebrimbor, Celebrian All the rhyming dwarf names in the Hobbit Sauron and Saruman Arwen and Éowyn
6. Name so nice, you say it twice
Legoas Greenleaf: Legolas’s first name means “Greenleaf” in elvish. Legolas is Greenleaf Greenleaf (thranduil really likes green leaves ok) King Théoden’s name means King in Rohirric. Tolkien decided to name his king “King.” All hail King King this is what the fanbase means when we say tolkien was a creative genius with language