emotions = bad jokes

Because a heart that hurts is a heart that works. - Placebo _____________________________________________ On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero. - Fight Club _____________________________________________ Hi mate. Im a female-bodied dude. Music, Movies n Videogames. Cat owner and of course a lesbian. I fight for animal and human rights. Sometimes i work for the homeless charity in Berlin, germany. Im pretty done and bitter. Sarcasm is my friend. I suck at textin back. But i do care and ive got pockets full of Fucks to give. I like to stay at home being all emo and pitying myself. The last years were the most horrible since i had to walk on this poor planet. This world we live in makes me cry way too often. But i promise im a fun person. I love to laugh and make people laugh. Ive done drugs for a long time but i kinda quit em lately. I dont see people and faces i try to only see souls and stories. I try not to judge and keep calm whatever happens. I always wanted to become an artist or musician but im all alone and not talented enough to do so. I do have disorders, but i dont identify with em. Feel free to talk to me friend. Take care

[rufusneedstofindherself]

lol how is this blog still here

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Moments on “Hey Arnold!” that got way too real.

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Break time!

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the gif is supposed to move…

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This should do it! Have a break!

[woopdawamb]

here

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Okay smart stuff

[reesescups]

Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs

[kitkatofficial]

Looks bad Reese’s

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At least it loads

[kitkatofficial]

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

[agrumpypulloutcouch]

some serious shit is going down over here

[diet-poison]

“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?” “Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”

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Me @ 2016: are you done or are you finished

[rufusneedstofindherself]

i think 600 of my 616 followers are pornblog Bots wth pls send halp

[itsaubreylmfao]

There was a little kid at Starbucks staring at me spinning in circles saying “avocado avocado” and even the mom was like avocado? Also I’m pretty sure I’m cursed now

[neuroticpaint]

[rufusneedstofindherself]

Im P1

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[peacewilliams-deactivated201612]

when you and bae both say some freaky shit at the same time and surprise each other.

[brown-nena]

I warned y'all

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Killed Confirmed at 6:20PM

[let-them-eat-cake21-deactivated]

HE DEAD! You know he dead.

[ugly-bread]

Brutal

[al-dihya]

Whoooooop

[ultrafacts]

Source

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reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

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ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

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axolotls are p rad

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I LOVE THOSE

[iridiceae]

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

[roachpatrol]

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

[spaceshipoftheseus]

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

[creaturesofnarrative]

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

[dragonnan]

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

bringing this back on your dashes

[dharmagun]

a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

[givemeunicorns]

This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

[onebigyoush]

Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.

Originally posted by montereybayaquarium

[ember-light]

A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!

[hakuna-tit-tata]

Red pandas!

Originally posted by cutestuffco

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HIGHLAND COWS

[shootingstarpilot]

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I love echidnas

ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS

[dovahkulaas]

Fennec foxes!!

[supernachtkuchen]

I love all of these!

[wrenkly]

Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of  guinea pig.

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Leopard geckos are amazing and deserve all the love.

[yoursmalldad]

This is what I’m on tumblr for

[hugsloveandbooks]

I need more posts like this!!!!!! @loveandbicyclesyeg

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[antipahtico]

Aleksandra Waliszewska

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DRAG THEM NEIL

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C. M. Kosemen