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[arson-jellyfish]

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

[quitetheweirdegg]

how do you use these?

[arson-jellyfish]

Put these on the top layer above everything, set layer to 'overlay' then adjust opacity. You can put it on whatever opacity you want but usually 30%+ is most effective.

The point is to obstruct the picture so AI can't read your image because AI counts every single pixel in your art

[arson-jellyfish]

By this post alone, in less than 5 hours.

I need you all to calm the fuck down

[skylarkking]

NEEDED AND NO WE WONT THIS IS BRILLIANT

[runawayrobin07]

Robin!Damien: "If I ever bring dishonour to this family, I want you to kill me."

*cue dick, Tim and Jason ready to murder this child*

[veliya01]

A simple picture

Back when Jason's biggest hater was Tim... Oh well at least they got a picture of something.

[incorrectbatfam]

The Batkids having a movie night and somebody had the bright idea for them to watch a horror movie.

Steph: This movie sucks.

Cass, nodding: Not scary.

Duke: The lighting undercuts the feeling they're going for.

Jason: What feeling? The dialogue sounds like they're reading from a teleprompter.

Tim: The camerawork isn't doing any favors either.

Dick: Neither is the wardrobe.

Damian: The set design is executed rather poorly too.

Barbara: So is the editing.

Bruce: *walks in*

Bruce: I see you found my home videos.

[runawayrobin07]

I laughed so hard my mum became concerned.

[gulliversgambit]

[runawayrobin07]

This will be my Christmas pfp next year

[arkangelo-7]

I need Jason Todd to have a run called “In Da Hood” but it’s just Jason doing vaguely illegal things like driving without his shoes on or taking pictures of police cars

And every time Batman tries to get him to stop, Jason just throws the book at him and goes “it’s legal, dipshit” and then rides away on one of those tiny scooters but in the bike lane

[runawayrobin07]

You just know something is wrong when Timothy Wayne-Drake willingly goes to bed.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Give yourself permission not to be accessible at all times. Ignore that voicemail. Leave that message on read. Turn off your phone. Don't answer emails. Destroy your SIM card. Burn your house down. Disappear under mysterious circumstances.

[runawayrobin07]

Jason respects the hustle and only insults/hits him 6 times the day after.

[arkangelo-7]

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

[runawayrobin07]

I FINNALY FUCKJNG FOUNF IT YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[arkangelo-7]

Congratulations!!!

[runawayrobin07]

I saw it on tiktok (with Minecraft parkour in the background ofc) and found it hilarious. im so glad I found the original to give it the appreciation and notes it deserves.

[arkangelo-7]

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

[runawayrobin07]

I FINNALY FUCKJNG FOUNF IT YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[jaybin-todd]

To the dickface that tried to stab me on patrol: you forgot your wallet 😎 Batburger is on you tonight buddy

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred: Why are you laying on the floor?

Tim: I lost something.

Alfred: What?

Tim: Balance.

[tarta-de-limon]

Silly little thing

[bex-111]

SNL in the DC Universe 100% made a skit about Bruce Wayne the himbo billionaire with a chronic adoption addiction.

The Batkids 100% guessed starred in it without Bruce's knowledge or permission

[runawayrobin07]

I need to see this come to life

[winnysplayground]

“he’s so babygirl”

babe he just killed somebody.

[luca-is-a-pengu]

[runawayrobin07]

Here's something I'd change about every JL member (that I know of)

Superman: Get rid of his heat vision/freeze breath. I just think it'd be more interesting if he lost his long-range capabilities. Like if he's up against someone who can actually put up a fight against him or happens to have kryptonite, he'd have no choice to get up close and fight them and that's just more interesting to me.

Batman: Have him be a millionaire rather than a billionaire. Like he's got enough money to keep the Manor in tact, gadgets for him and his 9 children, but that's just it. He dosnt have money to pay for all the JL's fuck ups and also this means he's sorta on par with other millionaires.

The flash: Have the speed force be like a god or something. Like "you were using my power to be a cunt you can't have it anymore" *cue flash sad face* I just think that'd be neat

Wonder woman: the pants thing, it annoys me to high hell. She's a worrior for fucks sake give that woman some leg protection. Also, I think the lasso of truth should be a rock that glows when people lie to her, but only when talking to her (or the person using it in general), so , if someone is talking to bats while she's in the room or talking to the JL as a whole it wouldn't do anything.

Green lantern: ok, so like I know the rings are based on emotion n stuff, but what about a ring that bases the state of its constructs on emotion. Anger/rage the constructs are as solid as steel, unmoving but also sharp and harmful. Neutral/happiness, it behaves like any other green lantern ring and sorrow/love its fluid and swift moving like water.

Shazam: crank his powers up to 11 but make it so he can only use one at a time. He can still fly whenever he wants, but he can't use the strength of Aries and the wisdom of Solomon at the same time. Maybe limit him to like 3 at a time, like he can change them, but it takes concentration like he picks and chooses before a fight, like choosing what items and moves to give your pokémon.

Green arrow: more short range/melee capabilities. Give him a sword or something. Also, green is taken, make him yellow arrow or something.

Martin manhunter: make him scared of water, it's much more common than fire.