hey pinocchio, it's time to run

this one's for you. bea – she/her – 1997. – brazil – lawyer with an unhealthy obsession with young adult books and horror movies. @theladybea on twitter

[runpinocchio]

If you're reading this, recommend me a book!!

[pbeltarts]

Goodnight Professor

[love-is-pain-highness]

Reblog to dramatically improve prev’s day.

[outtagum]

#you know it's a good ship when they BOTH get the staircase descent reaction moment

Hannah Wells & Garrett Graham in OFF CAMPUS (2026—)

[enabuns]

Taking a break from comms and good omens art to bring you this exclusive first look at The Pitt Season 3 opener🤠

[quietwingsinthesky]

thank god vampirism is a flexible metaphor

[quietwingsinthesky]

it’s about being queer it’s about surviving assault it’s about alienation and most of all it’s about how everyone who loved you before might not be able to even look at you now, no matter how many times you try to explain that you didn’t ask to die and you didn’t ask for that death to leave you only half-eaten when it got bored of you.

[814519]

let's have a smoke break with mama (and question our career choice)

[blignick]

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[lieutenantpepper]

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

[lennonmccartneyofficial]

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

[animusrox]

🦇  Live-Action Bruce Wayne on Film 🦇

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Does anyone know where I can find some unsolicited advice? Preferably from people with weird personality disorders who don't know anything?

Stephanie: Batcave.

[rylandgraces]

Lionel Boyce as CARL Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[thewhumpiestofthemall]

Daily affirmations

I am a freak and that is ok

Anyone who hates on me for my writing has never picked up a pencil in their life

I should be more self indulgent

My characters should suffer more

[pbeeanjay]

you’re not him.

[kosmogrl]

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.