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[deejay]

What’s the mood for Tuesday?

[ruinedchildhood]

[rachelazegler]

its actually so crazy. my guy had rebound sex with his actual ex to try to get over the guy he never dated

[young-waverer]

you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Marge said trans rights

[everythingfox]

That was the low battery notification

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[naamahdarling]

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[catchymemes]

[viostormcaller]

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[illyadarling]

[that-house]

how about you look at Penny + her Xmas gifts Dec. 25, 1966 and maybe you’ll calm down

[maccymacdonald]

1 second of every episode of always sunny in philadelphia summing up how utterly, utterly fucked up it is. beautiful.

[beachdeath]

#i feel like i’m watching a million car crashes all at once

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[pnfoutofcontext]

[afraid-of-the-dark]

A comic I quickly scribbled

[chronicconfusion]

[springfieldstills]

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Probably not.