i'm back on my bullshit

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v-day outfit

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cutefallenangel​:

i like getting cute morning texts like: i killed the man who looked at you.

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@mxrshlee

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Dot, always the really observant one in any group that she’s in, has no idea Raegan is staring at her like that!  To her, it’s a totally reasonable thing to ask of a mostly complete stranger.  They’re playing the ‘Beat Me Up ‘Til I’m Dead’ game, aren’t they?!  “MY HEAD!”  She points at said body part.  “Go on, give it a good whack!  I wanna smell my own blood!”

raegan looked at the bat, then at dot, and back at the bat once more. she dropped the bat to the floor and instead punch dot in the face, making sure to also hit her with the elbow as she followed through.

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X W U

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names? as someone who uses name calling as a weapon against her brother, no not particularly W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not? answered U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken? seeing as she decides she’s in relationships without telling the other person, she breaks her heart a lot more than other people do

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“Hey! Hey you! Pst, be my Valentine. I’m lonely and want chocolate. Oh, and maybe a crown. Hey, where are you going?” Tyler plopped down on an empty chair, its squeak loud against the linoleum as the random person he accosted wandered off. Okay, wasn’t so much random as it was his tutor. And less of his tutor and more like the really attractive TA. Who was basically one of his professors. Semantics, really. 

“What’d I say?”

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“you know, i have a list for just this occasion actually. i call it ‘things about you that people don’t like’-” she coughed to clear her throat. “your face, your breath, your hair, your general scent, the way you dress, your feet, the words that come out of your mouth.... i can keep going if you want?”

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T W I N

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love? not so far

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not? maybe. probably for money

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say? rae has never said those words in her life

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed? answered

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d r a g o n

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc? bold of you to assume anyone has ever wanted to take raegan on a date R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic? in her head she’s more of a romantic, out loud she’s more of a cynic A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection? like she does with all things, violence G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right? gift cards. gift cards everywhere. O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words? words? no. violence? yes. N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed? depends on her mood

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mxrshlee​:

HELLNUT

summary: raegan getting jealous of marshall and a pretty barista which stirs up just how close the two might end up being. as marshall hadn’t noticed they had been practically married for a week. 

location: starbucks & marshall’s dorm

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ask here !

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      rachel felt like it was a casual internal stalemate. she could either admit she was talking to herself or to the room, but she’ll sound insane either way. she’d claim that there was just no way to win, but perhaps this part is something she wouldn’t want to win anyway. “both, i guess.” she admits, shaking her head after. “no, no, no, it’s fine. it’s …weird. and i’m.. i’m weird about it. i don’t.. even know what he’s up to or if he’ll remember me. i’m honestly just better off going on tinder or something. or picking a guy from one of my classes.” she rambles, clearly overthinking something so simple.

raegan looked her up and down. how did this girl survive before this? “that was one of the saddest deflections i have ever seen. that is no way to get a guy, you have to be more proactive then that. make him remember you. tinder is for normies.”

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“HAHAHAHAHA!  OW!”  She’ll be feeling THAT in the morning!  “Do it again!”

raegan looked at dot like she’d suddenly grown extra heads. she’d heard the crack. those kneecaps were broken, so how was she still standing? “uh...okay? any preferences on where you want me to hit next?”

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“No one, but most people have the good grace not to mention it,” It wasn’t entirely true, she had parents for the first few years, but most of her childhood was spent with no one to rely on but herself. Really it was a miracle she’d turned out as well as she had, “Maybe next time think before speaking of biting dead people…if you’re capable.”

“well those people are suckers.” she shrugged. she wasn’t really raised by anyone either. it was a miracle she and her brother were still alive. “maybe next time you should think before answering a question and then you won’t look like an idiot.”

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“listen, you start sticking around me and you’ll learn quick you can get a lot more. plus you get to hang out with me so there is never a con to that. this is an opportunity some would kill for.” so dramatic. but he threw her a chuckle and a wink and nodded. “just name it and one of these days this brother of yours could be sent into the shadows for a few days. might give him a bit of a scare but im sure he can live through it…” he trailed off as he thought more about it. “yeah… he’d totally live.” 

raegan was about to respond when her pocket started singing. “speaking of my brother,” she grumbled, knowing it was him before she even got the phone out. her eyebrows furrowed together as she squinted at the message as though somehow squinting was going to suddenly make the incoherent words make sense. “well either he lost a hand or he needs a hand. could be both, who knows with him? but either way, i have to go so-” she pressed a few buttons on her phone and held it out to him. “give me your number and maybe i’ll text you.”

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FOR THE AESTHETIC

g r e e n:  generally symbolizes nature and the natural world. often thought to represent tranquility, good luck, health, jealousy, greed, ambition, and wealth. reptiles are generally green. zippleback dragons are usually green. in how to train your dragon, ruffnut’s dragon barf breathes large amounts of green gas. raegan’s favorite color is green.

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“Why would I wanna change my mind when it was my ORIGINAL idea that got us here?!  BASICALLY: you wouldn’t have thought of this if it weren’t for me!  SO!”  Dot holds her arms out wide and puffs out her chest.  “MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE!”

“can’t argue with that,” raegan shrugged. “alright, here we go, let’s play ball,” she announced before swinging right at dot’s kneecaps. “oh, that was a good one.”

[chelseagripling]

“Who says I can’t have a delicious, candlelit dinner by myself?”

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“well there’s a restaurant over on 42nd that will not give you the dinner for two special if you’re by yourself. i even tried to convince them that i got stood up but i guess they didn’t believe someone like me could get stood up. they weren’t wrong, but that’s not the point. so to answer your question.... those guys.”