OH NO!

you hit me with lightning! maybe i'll come alive Roxy | she | fictive

[rxwsugar]

MMATERIAL GWORLLL

[werewolbachia]

what if you had blue hair and pronouns and I had pink hair and pronouns and then we kissed 😳

[everythingstarstuff]

[firefox-official]

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar

also what the hell are kits then

[firefox-official]

babies. duh

[gayemo]

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

[firefox-official]

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

[dykeufo]

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

[firefox-official]

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

[voidedmuffin]

wait. what are cats then

[firefox-official]

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

[cygnusposts]

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

[firefox-official]

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

[williamshamspeare]

the fuck is a warrior cat

[firefox-official]

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

[superultramefanerd]

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

[firefox-official]

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

[echotunes]

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

[firefox-official]

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

[quinniehere]

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

[firefox-official]

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

[tiny-crecher]

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

[firefox-official]

neither should tigerstar but guess what

[firefly464]

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

[firefox-official]

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

[firefox-official]

hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is

[glowearring]

what are two legs considered?

[firefox-official]

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

[gaytoddhoward]

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

[firefox-official]

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

[foxfished]

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

[firefox-official]

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

[puddlewing]

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

[firefox-official]

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

[kristina100000]

due to personal reasons i have decided not to pass away but become a cunt instead

[merlins-world]

get the fuck outta here

[a-french-guardsman]

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

[rlckygoldsworth]

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

[teathattast]

[tahthetrickster]

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

[prettiboifloyd]

dave “mike” benjamin barnes and buster “ike” jerry noble

[parakeet]

i think we should all be a little braver. i think we should all shave our heads

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[grasswrym]

Oh I’m sorry couldn’t see ya there. I was just too busy mmmmmblockin out the haters

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

[tinymindstinythoughts]

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

[minicy]

Body by Mother Mother

[animatedtext]

[babyvio1et-deactivated20210918]

[m00nlight-syndrome-deactivated2]

[despazito]

when you play electro swing over the park speakers

[clathrose]

yes i am a girl yes i am not a girl. we exist

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic