[rye-satchel]

Okidokey, this is my official last post on this acc. You guys are great, I'll see ya

[rye-satchel]

I've had this tumblr for a very long time, but I'm making an effort to change a lot about my environment and my online interactions to make my space a healthier place for me.

That said, I'm deleting this tumblr account and I made a new one. I've already followed some of you on the new one. If you want to add me on my new one just DM me and I'll send the new acc! I don't want to post it publicly for the reasons mentioned above.

[himynameisemail]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

[hustlerose]

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

[hustlerose]

stop reblogging this

[scp-113]

i do trust sonic... but now i'm a lil bit suspicious

[tomiyeee]

[scp-113]

howmst the fuck did you do this so fast

[carohoku]

According to time stamp, the artist posted their art 8 minutes after op posted.

[salaciouscrumbb]

mulder & scully

[rye-satchel]

I've been doing pretty decent about not being depressed this last week but I feel it coming on today and I don't want it at all I've been doing so good please like don't do that again stop

[cosmicretreat]

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[theehorsepusssy]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[mclennonyaoi]

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

[mclennonyaoi]

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

[mclennonyaoi]

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

[mclennonyaoi]

[pharahsgf]

biological essentialist rhetoric being used by white supremacists to disqualify, humiliate and defeminise black women? who would have thought

[blog-anglophonic]

[closingremarks-deactivated20250]

[9283646476464646]

[iamoutofideas]

after what he did in iraq?

[fagalnewbie]

[rye-satchel]

Sounds like you're being defeatist for the sake of upholding an established personality trait instead of genuinely trying to make things better