"your secret is safe with my indifference"

【Rye | 30 | She/They】 Reblogs, art, and occasional yelling. 🌿 Spoilers are tagged for various things. 【 Art blog: https://ryetaran.tumblr.com/ 】

[ryeallytired]

New icon time bby!! Still my disaster child but this time with some terraria gear (and a flag background cause pride month👌)

[cuppydogshane]

Shane Hollander vs. Cooking instructions that say "stir occasionally"

[frederbee]

Shane Hollander vs. Cooking instructions that say "season to taste"

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[sladucer]

Not anymore.

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[letmeinimafairy]

New experimental botanical carving, cattail from two types of snakestone and amber. Started doubting the idea halfway through but finished anyway, and I kinda like it?

Available as a pendant

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I'm very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate

original by reebz_uk

[mikkeneko]

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[trangoldin]

source

[military-newsboys]

Yuna: Congratulations. The two of you have just won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics.

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Who won gold?

[breebird33]

My piece for queer knight art book, My Liege, in its entirety 👑💕✨

Only a couple days left to pre-order a copy: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/novaandmali/my-liege

[razielim]

debates i didn't know existed + a very humorous distinction

hostiles = antagonists that Murderbot is worried about 😳

targets = antagonists that need to worry about Murderbot :)c

[ryeallytired]

[creaturey]

i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives