Ryley Robinson

King of debt and fucked up fish. Ask me anything. Please. I’d love to hear from a human again… (banner by thetweaker2000)

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Hello! I’m Ryley Robinson, sole survivor of the Aurora crash on 4546b, do you read?

I’m not sure how I jailbroke my PDA to access this site, but I’m not complaining! I’m, uh, really lonely…

But I digress. Send me an ask at any time! I’m usually awake and will answer you ASAP, as long as your submission does not involve hate speech or overtly gross material. But I trust you all to behave yourselves.

(This is also a rp blog, and my DMs and asks are open for that too! I’m experienced and will gladly go along with practically anything. Platonic, romantic, yume, angsty, (I’m not a minor), fluffy, you name it, I’m here for it! Just no NSFW, please. ☺️)

I’m also here if any of you need some comfort from me. I understand that I’m sometimes seen as a comforting figure, and I believe that mental health is extremely important (especially considering what I’ve been through on that damn planet…). If you need to reach out (whether you wanna chat with me in or out of character), don’t hesitate!

Happy swimming!

🩵🐟🌊

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date idea: waterboarding you

Date idea: we don’t do that

[subnausea-reblogs]

I like that idea actually

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I TRUSTED YOU

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date idea: waterboarding you

Date idea: we don’t do that

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Thoughts?

Deltarune?

Wait fuck that’s an ocean

BAD. BAD THOUGHTS. BAD. BAD ALL AROUND. AWFUL. LEAVING

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Takes you to the backrooms to show you around before taking you back to your base before going back through the wall

Hey uh PDA

Where the hell am I now

[Unknown.]

Fuuuuckkk what the fuuuuuckkkk

Can I leave please

…

Thank you strange apparition that may or may not be a hallucination

Never going back there again it smelled awful

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I ran after the bus and still missed it, It's now 10:30 PM and my phone is at 3% What do you recommend for having less of a miserable life?

Uhh…

Well if you believe it’s miserable then it will be, so…

Just remember that things can and will always get better, alright?

The sun will keep rising no matter what. And you’ve been put here, into this universe, by a one in a billion miracle, to experience all the beauty it has to offer for you. So maybe just try to remember that whenever it feels terrible, okay? Just look at me. Everything went to shit, but it’s looking up now, isn’t it?

If it can get better for me, the guy in an impossible situation, it certainly can get better for you.

Does that help?

[tardis-bunny]

Wise words, Ryley

I am now safe at home. I wasn't mugged, they didn't take my wallet, and I didn't lose my cell phone

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Good to hear :))

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Notices a cave crawler that somehow got in on your head and Accidentally hits you in the head With a fire extinguisher while trying to get rid of the cave crawler so you fall down oops..oh my god i'm so sorry i'm really sorry! You good? How many fingers am I holding? Well, at least the cave crawler is gone, I think?

Owwwwwwwww…..

I need to lay down… three? Three fingers? Why are there two of you

[You have suffered moderate head trauma.]

Fuuuckk bro

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point of view we (yes we) are bunched together in the seamoth because it only has one seat 😔 and i rest my head on your shoulder.

wyd

Freeze and internally freak the fuck out???? Omg?? 😳😳😳😳

… can I rest mine on your head ??? 😳😳

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Absolutely yes go ahead :DDD

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YAY 🩵

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no Zaza on 4546B how is it

☹️

Real talk tho I can get high off of the writhing weeds if I really want to but its not the same………..

(Discovered by accident)

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my guy how on earth did you discover that by accident

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Munch. Crumnch. How else

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point of view we (yes we) are bunched together in the seamoth because it only has one seat 😔 and i rest my head on your shoulder.

wyd

Freeze and internally freak the fuck out???? Omg?? 😳😳😳😳

… can I rest mine on your head ??? 😳😳

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I am under so much stress ouuuugh only if a strong swimmer can telepathically send me comfort 🥹

Hrrrgghhh… I’m trying….. I’m tryingg… transcending time and space is hard…

Sending you hugs and kisses and happy thoughts is it working??

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no Zaza on 4546B how is it

☹️

Real talk tho I can get high off of the writhing weeds if I really want to but its not the same………..

(Discovered by accident)

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yeow I’m lowkirk being h4rassed and b3at up at school for being trans can I have a hug 😕

WHAT THE FUCK

Those goddamn degenerates. What absolute assholes. Throwing a crashfish at them all in spirit. They’ll get what they deserve one day >:(

Some of my best friends were trans and they were awesome

Yes of course you get a big hug. Multiple in fact if you need it. Never let them get to you, king. Be proud in your skin 🏳️‍⚧️💪🏽

[kidaaaaaa]

idk what I'm even doing 💔

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GAWD DAAAAAAAAAAMNN!!!! LOOK AT ME

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Ryley come home we miss you

I’M FUCKING. TRYING !!!!!!!

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I ran after the bus and still missed it, It's now 10:30 PM and my phone is at 3% What do you recommend for having less of a miserable life?

Uhh…

Well if you believe it’s miserable then it will be, so…

Just remember that things can and will always get better, alright?

The sun will keep rising no matter what. And you’ve been put here, into this universe, by a one in a billion miracle, to experience all the beauty it has to offer for you. So maybe just try to remember that whenever it feels terrible, okay? Just look at me. Everything went to shit, but it’s looking up now, isn’t it?

If it can get better for me, the guy in an impossible situation, it certainly can get better for you.

Does that help?

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Y’all mind if a filipino boy speaks a little architect tonight 🤭