I Have A Great Respect For The Arts

But I didn’t buy tickets to this circus.

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

pomegranate tree in 怡园yiyuan, suzhou, jiangsu province of china by Rtkiycs

[overthinkingmoth]

imagine you're 16 years old and you have a huge crush on this celebrity that you use as a coping mechanism to get through high school and your shitty home life. then your celebrity crush openly protests against the corrupt government which causes him to get canceled on Twitter and his old boy band kicks him out and his parents get assassinated. then one day you go to the bar and he's there getting blackout drunk and starting fights with people so you follow him around to make sure he doesn't die but then he almost gets hit by a bus so you push him out of the way and get hit by the bus instead. when you wake up in the hospital no one knows where he is but you miraculously have a full scholarship to law school. 30 years pass and you become very successful lawyer. you get a case representing a garbage man who uncovered key evidence in an unsolved murder from 30 years ago. you go to meet with your new client for the first time. it's your old celebrity crush.

that's what happened to hua cheng

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

[teaboot]

No fucking way

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[in-love-with-remus-lupin]

[orc-boar-dyke]

[chace-vito]

[higashioka]

things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

[higashioka]

people keep tagging this saying "all professional athletes should be taught this" etc. please don't misunderstand me: i didn't say "all athletes" because i actually want your favorite f1 driver to be broke and closeted forever

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[grumfy]

explodes

[rynacue]

When I was in school, for Valentine’s Day no one wanted me so I would bring candy to school and give it out but only if you let me throw it at you. People loved. The boys loved it most. I loved throwing candy as hard as I could. It was beautiful. I have no idea why I did that.

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

[rynacue]

Sometimes I think about the fact jeans are almost American cultural wear

[stealingpotatoes]

life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

[mishoru]

the woods are lovely, dark and deep,

but I have promises to keep,

and miles to go before I sleep

(Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening BY ROBERT FROST)

[rynacue]

Seeing eye entity- have some bad art

I listened to the latest episode and I have brain rot

[tasenwrobots]

ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

[rynacue]

My fiancé is seven years older than me and I call her babygirl. She hates it.

[naaaaaahpls]

[pseudophan]

"i think i would get further in the traitors because i lied about being straight for all those years"

YEAH BADLY THOUGH. FAMOUSLY. NOT WELL. YOU'RE LEAVING OUT THE PART WHERE YOU WERE REAL SHIT AT IT