[stranglerfigpudding]

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

[pngblog]

[human-pet-they]

girl who has at most irritated another person: i'm evil i actually deserve to die

guy who is responsible for derailing at least a dozen separate people's lives: the way john wick reloads his gun looks badass but it's actually also really efficient

[fairycosmos]

they need to make surgery for emotions

[fairycosmos]

REMOVE THE GRIEF LIKE A TUMOUR

[senatortedcruz]

How it feels to be an ugly girl with a crush

[minovskyy]

"can you take care of this" i already did. an hour ago. i'm the fastest secretary in the west. i am the swiftest gazelle sprinting on the field of schedules and phone calls and emails. secretariat? the triple crown record holder? that was me too. seabiscuit get fucked. turning you to glue. i redid your dumbass filing system while i was at it. fuck with me

[cookiethebirddoll]

i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

(pov i am your coworker and you are having a casual conversation with me) you know, that reminds me of something that hurts so much to remember that i actually can’t even mention it at all

[cosmonautroger]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

hannibal letter if he was in a water level in super mario brothers

[xtec]

[wokeuplaughing]

big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

[dajo42]

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

[podcastwizard]

[pocket-deer-belly]

did you know you can reblog a post without adding things to it

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[pocket-deer-belly]

Ok this one’s allowed cause its freakyyyyyyy

[ineedagun2001]

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

[pixel3r]

Depends. Are you catholic?

[swampdriinker]

I just think if I was lost in the desert for even a couple hours let alone days I would have thought of a name for my horse

[fairycosmos]