trashpile

i’m your daytime waitress at the taco tiki hut 27. pigeon enthusiasts. est 2012. yuck

[theropoda]

rediscovering ray troll's art in my fish era is such a delight. that guy makes art that sounds like his name. he was so right about fish worship

[theropoda]

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[jpgperceptual]

[vile-things]

[soymoss]

emo heron in boots

[griffonatrix]

I'M A SICK DUCK

I LIKE FREE BREAD

IT ALWAYS HURTS MY TUMMY GIVE ME SEEDS INSTEAD

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[enchantedbook]

"Cat and Moth" by Neva Hosking

[enchantedbook]

Τhree Frogs Beneath the Moon From Brehms Tierleben (Brehm’s Animal Life), c. 1890–1900 Artist: Schmidt Wood engraver: K. Jahrmargt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[buttpoems]

[antiqueanimals]

Robert Hainard (1906 - 1999). Jeune héron pourpré surpris au nid. June 17th, 1931.

Hainard Foundation

[important-cat-pics]

[unofficial-sean]

Woooo! Wobbegong Wednesday! Look at her go! Swimming up your dashboard!