"Maybe for Hades/Qin/Apollo/Okita. I came up with an idea in which they fell in love with a woman but they can't marry her because she's low birth and they are force to marry someone else. Thank you and have a nice day ❤️"
SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG!
Here's your request though.. I hope you like it!
Hades
• Hades firstly fell in love with you because you didn't ask him for anything unlike a lot of gods or people do. You're obviously a lowborn and you work under him as his personal servant. You were promoted to his personal servant after his old servant got caught stealing items like a gift from Poseidon.
• Hades loves you deeply, you both actually love each other equally. But, unfortunately, because he is the king of Helheim, marriage is seen as political, not emotional, so he is expected to be with someone who has a high status and powerful.
• Hades isn't just a god, he's a king of an entire realm. If he married to a lowlife like you, his reputation would go down by hundreds. He is known to be very responsible as the king of Helheim, so he believes to put his feelings aside from the responsibility of a king even if he loves you.
• If he was force to marry someone with high status, he would accept without and defiance. You will obviously be upset about it but you also knew you couldn't do anything about it. He wouldn't touch her, as he would be loyal to you like he is loyal to his brothers.
• Overall, Hades would be force to not show love to you, at least in public. He loves you so much, but it hurts because he can't marry with you no matter how much he wants to due to you being a lowlife.
Qin Shi Huang
• Okay, so first off. Shi Huang accidentally fell in love with you. Shi Huang is shown as independent, as he would believe that a king shouldn't need a lover in order to be the greatest. He fell in love with you because you treated him like a man, or in fact like a boy, unlike other people who treat him like a emperor and king. You scold him all the time and refuse to kneel down to him. Most people would think Shi Huang will kill you, but he didn't. You reminded him of Chun Yan. That's the main reason why he fell in love with you.
• Unfortunately, he can't marry you, as you're a lowlife. His entire rule depends on lineage, legitimacy, and heirs, so marrying a lowlife would make him seen as disgrace.
• If he was force to marry someone, he would hate it. He would become more colder and his usual smile would look different. People would believe he was a tyrant, when in reality, only you knew he was grieving.
• Qin Shi Huang would think about making you a concubine, but he decided to discard that decision because he wouldn't want to use you for "that". He would want to love you and treat you like an empress, but unfortunately he can't.
• Overall, he would love to make you his empress but his status and reputation would ruin that for him. No matter how much he would want to make you an empress, he would know that would never work.
Apollo
• Apollo falls in love with you against his will. He loves you, but he wants to keep the image he worked for. No matter if he shines, you see right pass through it. If he walks away, he comes back. When he performs and it's perfect, you're disappointed. He wants to be seen and loved by his power, so seeing you love him for his insecurities and etc, makes him angry because it makes him yearn for more which was unlike him. You don't worship him, you love him for him. You love him past his beauty, his performance, and his ego. You love the man, not the god.
• Apollo can't marry you because he is expected to marry someone divine, radiant, and "worthy", so marrying you would damage his image, which is very important to him as he build it all from scratch.
• If Apollo is forced to marry, he would feel terrible and guilty. No one would notice but you. He would smile and shine brighter than ever, people would even say that they were the perfect couple. But all inside, everything's spiraling.
Okita Souji
• The reasons why Souji can't marry you is because he is sick, so sick where he knows he's gonna die soon. He doesn't want you to feel all that pain when he dies, there is also constant war where he must be the strongest as promised to his sensei and also because your a lowlife, so he made a decision to not marry you.
• You're a tea house worker, where the two of you met. When you first met him Souji immediately fell in love. He was blushing and you thought it was cute. That's how you guys started to talk, but no matter what, when you confessed he refused even if it was obvious that he liked you back.
• You worry over him 24/7 as you figure about his deadly illness. He tries to joke it off but you know that this was not something to laugh about.
• When he's pressured to marry an approved marriage, you are heartbroken. He is too, to the point where he becomes almost depressed. Souji visits you every day to make this up, and each time you make him tea while telling him it's okay and that it's not his fault.
• Souji never offically confessed to you. You realized how much he loved you as someone gave you boxes of letters about you and how he wishes that he wasn't sick so he could marry you instead of the woman he was forced to marry.
HEYY MY LOVES!!!
I'm back!
I'm sorry it took me TWO weeks to make this, I've been busy asf but I hope you liked this fanfic! This idea really brings in more drama and intrest and I'm SO happy he/she gave me this idea!
Also, sorry if Okita Souji wasn't accurate, I tried to make it as accurate as possible. I'm reading his fight right now in the manga so I hoped I got most of it accurate! So sorry! ;n;
Anyways, THANK YOU FOR READING MY FANFIC!!!!!!!! (p≧w≦q)
Can you do the 'Shut up mom/dad' prank thing with ROR characters: Hades, Apollo, Thor, Qin Shi, Geirolul and Hrist
The prank is based off these TikTok videos I've seen where basically: the character and reader have a child, reader asks their child to do something and the kid responds back with "shut up mom/dad" to the reader, and it immediately backfires LOLL
NOTE: yes I've seen the videos and I find them absolutely hilarious. This was funny to write. Although, I had trouble writing it off as a prank for some lol. Also, so glad to add attention to the Valkyries, love them. Establish relationship and parenthood. SFW. (D/N) = daughters name. (S/N) = (sons name). AFAB reader, BAD GRAMMAR
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Apollo
It occured when Apollo and you were alone in the gardens. He sat on the seating of one of his water fountains, with you standing beside him. You were pretty busy, just folding up some laundry, but it was better with him sitting beside you playing the lyre.
His fingers moved swiftly with each string he plucked to make a nice melody throughout; he wasn't named 'The God of Music' for nothing.
While seated together you noticed, in the corner of your eye, your daughter running through the gardens pretty quickly. She likely had something to do or somewhere to be, as she hurried towards the carriage parking space.
A smile crept up on your face as you called out to her, "(name), can you water the plants for me?"
"Not right now, mom!"
"Oh, it'll be quick, just take the bucket and water down the left region, I'll get the rest." You tried to reason with her, but noticed the way she loudly groaned with annoyance and stomped her foot against the pavement.
"Shut it, mom! I need to be somewhere!" Immediately, you heard Apollo stop playing his lyre, and sigh.
He wasn't one to lash out or hit people, he often just found many bad traits to be disappointing and ugly— traits he did not teach his child to have. He was not very pleased by your daughters behavior and tone. With a raised eyebrow, he got up from where he was sitting and put his lyre on the ground. He turned to face their daughter, hands on his hips.
"(D/N)." His tone was serious and stern, yet filled with concern and love as he looked at her. "Did you just tell your mother to shut up?" He asked, seeming geninuely confused by her sudden attitude.
"I'm busy right now, just have another servant do it instead." She dodged his question, her hands flared up from how she was getting defensive.
"It doesn't matter if you're busy. When your mother asks you to do something, you should show some respect and do it, young lady." He let out a heavy sigh with a head shake, trying to calm down and address the issue without difficulty. "And I won't allow you to talk to your mother like that, young lady."
"Whatever, I'll finish it later. Love you guys!" She slipped in the last note before running off. He shook his head with disapproval. He was hoping to step in and stop it from escalating, but it didn't seem she wanted to cooperate. Oh well. He'll have a talk with her later about the disrespect.
"where could've she possibly learned that from?" He asked, before turning to you and noticing you're snickering. He gave a confused look, not finding this very charming to laugh about. After all, he believed that you were about to kick her ass for the comment, instead.
".. Ah, don't worry about it. We were just messing with you."
"Ah."
"Are you upset?"
"No, no. I'm glad she meant no harm. It wasn't very beautiful." He was very relieved deep down.
Thor
Thor was sitting on his chair, with his eyes shut and head down. He wasn't the talkative type, often just sat there with his hammer held in both hands in front of him.
You were brushing his long red hair, fingers brushing through it as well as the actual comb in your other hand. It was so well kept, strangely for a god who found thrill in war. Nonetheless, you enjoyed brushing out the rare tangles for him.
Eventually, you, deciding you had done enough, jumped down on the ground. He watched, in the corner of his eye, how you moved and walked around, although turned his attention back to seemingly just... Thinking, basking in the peace.
"Oh, (S/N)." You spoke up, seeing your son walk over and grab a chair near his father at the dining table. He placed a bowl down, filling it with some oatmeal, something quick for himself. "Do you know where—"
"Shut up, mom." He spoke up before you could finish. He was a little too excited about planning this prank out, hoping to get a reaction out of his own father.
Oh, how mistaken he was. Immediate regret.
It caught you off guard, but immediately Thor stood up, lightning sparking off his body. He said nothing, but his presence was enough to make you both fearful. He gave a very deep and angered look in his eyes, throwing his hammer over his shoulder.
No, no, no. He did not raise some... Coward!
"DAD ITS JUST A PRANK—!"
"THOR, STOP, STOP. ITS JUST A PRANK."
You're both quick to say as soon as he was on his own two feet; running to him and grabbing his arm to look at you while (S/N) sat there cornered and saw his life flash before his eyes.
"Oh my," That's all that you could say, noticing his arms loosen slightly. He was about to murder your son. Your only son. At least you knew he doesn't mess around with people who disrespect you... Yeah..
Thor, sat back down and pulled you over his thigh, holding you close. You smiled, glad he didn't take it too seriously.. until. "don't ever do that again." His voice was clear and commanding. There were no 'if's or 'but's.
"alright, alright.." You waved your hand around, hoping to calm the storm before more than just thunder and lightning would be sent upon you. (S/N), on the other hand, continued to just sit there.. too scared to stand up in the moment.
Beelzebub
Beelzebub wasn't exactly the ideal parent, and it was easy to test him on certain aspects of what he is good or bad at.
He was pretty bad at getting children to stop crying or holding newborns because he seemed awkward or uncomfortable holding them. That's why he had a preference to older and more mature children over fussy and angry ones.
That's not to say he's a actually bad parent, he does try to put effort often with gifts, but he often leaves certain stuff to you, like giving them a conversation they need to hear or teaching them how to take care of themselves... Okay, yeah, he's pretty bad at it, but the effort counts! He can barely take care of himself, give him a break.
Just don't expect him to teach his son baseball or bring him out fishing.
He was in his lab, experimenting with some biological components he made when you walked in. "Do you need anything?"
"No, thank you though.." He muttered under his breathe, keeping his eye on the tubes he worked with. You pressed a small kiss the side of his face, which made him relax and smile up at you. "Ah, actually, some water would be nice.."
You were planning to grab some but instead you noticed your son walking down the hall. "Hey, (S/N), can you grab us a cup of water? Or herbal tea."
When you had gotten no response, you called out to him again while leaning back against Beelzebub's desk, "(S/N)?"
"Shut up, mom! Just grab it yourself!"
Beelzebub froze in his seat, slowly looking up at you in the corner of your eye to see your response to this. You only sighed from the disappointment. "Do you think you can talk to him about that? He's been getting really upset about something, lately. I'm worried."
"...Alright.."
Although, when he agreed to talking about him, it wasn't immediate. Actually, it took a few days before he finally did so. You, and your son, believed the whole prank was a failure and that he forgot about it, but at some point in the same week, he finally knocked on the door and allowed himself in.
"Is something wrong?" He asked blatantly. By the time he finally brought the conversation back to both of your attentions, (S/N) had already forgotten what he was asking about.
"..what?"
"You yelled at your mother a few days ago. She wanted me to ask why."
"..ah.. it's nothing.." He said, looking away awkwardly. It seemed funny to prank his dad at first, but now he felt a little guilty.
"..alright." It was very straightforward, and he originally planned to leave after that, but instead Beelzebub sat down on his bed, turning to him with a serious look in his eyes. ".. You know, I'm not the best at parenting... Your mother is really kind for what she does, for both of us... Maybe give her some gratitude."
You both never brought it up to him that it was actually a prank since his words were pretty heartwarming and it wasn't everyday he's able to actually give his son a conversation that didn't seem like awkward ice breakers during dinner. "..alright, dad."
Geirolül
You both sat together, chatting with one another about anything occuring. Often Geirolül was fuming with anger about someone or something, but today was a very calm and pleasant day. You both were sitting at a small table, eating and chatting.
She seemed pretty relaxed, her body left loose as she sat with one leg over the other, listening to you talk. It was something she enjoyed, often because she was upset or standing up for you it was her doing a lot of the talking. It was nice to take a break every once in a while.
She noticed your son walk in and her eyebrow quirked up. There was always some sort of quarrel between your son and her, like they had personal beef. Always glaring at one another in the halls. Honestly, you weren't sure if it wasn't all just fun and games to them or if they geninuely hated one another.
You turn to see who she had been glaring at and smile, "Do you think you can take the trash out?" You ask, noticing how he was already on his way to the kitchen.
When he didn't respond, you tried to speak up again, "Hey, (S/N), can you—"
"Hey, kid! She told you to take out the trash, go do it." Geirolül is already jumping in to cover for you, now crossing her arms and watching him like a hawk.
"Don't worry about it, dear.." You mutter under your breathe, hoping to calm whatever nerves were about to burst inside of her head.
"Would you both shut up already! God— you're both so lovey-dovey.."
It was too late, before she could calm down her head immediately quirked into his direction and she was jumping out of her chair, running at this guy.
"What was that!?" You watch her yell as she's jumping out of her chair and running at his direction.
"It was just a prank, mom told me too do it!" He's immediately putting his arms around himself, ducking and trying to run up and hide behind you.
You're just sitting there now, between the both of them as Geirolül is yelling at both of you, mostly him.
Well, that was a bad idea. It didn't matter, she found it abuslotely disrespectful and was not tolerating any of it! Geirolül was badgering him for the next hour.
Oh, and she definitely wasn't leaving you out.
When she was finished with scaring him, she immediately turned to you and began to lecture you. Despite this, you both were immediately settled and cuddling on the couch afterwards, seeming to have forgotten what had occurred.
Hrist ✅
You both were getting the dining table ready, deciding to have some dinner. You were hoping to stir up a little drama with this prank, especially since the other Valkyrie sisters were being expected to come over later for dinner.
Hrist was pretty happy with the arrangements, the flowers on the table, the fruit bowls and cheese plates and the large turkey to feast into.
It was definitely going to be a great festivity, getting everyone together to eat.
You came out to the dining room placing a small bowl of mashed potatoes on the table. You were pretty out of it, a lot of work in the past two hours between you both, having to make large meals for twelve sisters, herself, you and your daughter.
"They should be here soon. I'll grab the plates," Hrist smiled at you as she pulled off her gloves.
"Oh, no, no. Take a break. (D/N), c'mere!" You stopped her, calling out to your daughter inside her room to help you now.
It took a hot minute before you heard her door shut, making you confused. You looked around the hallway, calling out her name again. "(D/N)?"
After the second time you heard a loud groan of annoyance before she came out, "what!?"
"Woah, woah, woah. What's wrong?" You asked, noticing the upset look on her face, seeming to believe that she was initially feeling left out since she couldn't help.
"Its nothing.."
"c'mon, you're about to see your aunties. It's been quite a while, let's get the plates and silverware out and greet them at the door when they arrive." You held your hand out which she reluctantly took, giving some sort of side eye.
"Why can't you and Hrist do it?"
"We've already cooked everything, besides she's pretty tired and show get cleaned up. You, on the other hand, haven't been helping."
"I don't want to have dinner with them. I'm not hungry, I'll just be in my room." She tried to escape, wiggling her hand out of your arm but you weren't having it. Hrist stopped in her stop watching with a worried expression as she rubbed her arm.
"Stop it, don't be like that—"
"Oh, shut it mom."
A immediate feeling of dread creeped up her spine as (D/N) noticed the way Hrist was now staring at her from far behind, ready to slap the shit out of her. She felt her hair stick up on her arms just from how she was being looked at, she was not playing around.
So can we request a hc of gods discovering Roblox and Beeswarm is the first game they played? I badly want to see them interacting with each other😭‼️
LMFAO OF COURSE!!
ROR Humans/Gods discovering and playing Roblox!
An: just realized this req was only for the gods whoops💔💔 this embarrassing asf sorry anon💀
Hades and Beelzebub play bee swarm simulator and they are PROS. They play everyday without a single hour being wasted on actual work they have..also zerofuko told everyone about Roblox in the first place. He was ecstatic when finding it out so he HAD to share.
Buddha plays tycoons since he says he doesn't have to do much but wait for the money to roll in. Also he has shit ton of robux he spends on zerofuko and donating to random players.
Qin shi Huang plays strategy games and refuses to use robux since a true king isn't pay to win🤓☝️
He pisses the ever living shit out of Brunhilde cuz shes pay to win and qin makes fun of her for ts💔
Odin's angry at Loki because he uses Roblox voice chat to talk to random kids on brainrot games to piss the ever living shit outta them. Also Loki keeps hacking buddhas account and he's also trying to hack Siegfrieds account(He can't because Brunhilde has it)
Poseidon is a pay 2 win fucker that will use every advantage he has and will NOT lose. He plays war games. He's actually really good at them too. When he's pissed at the game because he dies or smth he just sits there looking at the screen thinking "Is this really worth it?"
Since adamas is unable to kill Poseidon irl, he'll just do it on roblox! Every game Poseidon joins adamas joins and farm kills him. Straight up just a stream sniper💔
Brunhilde and Siegfried play murder mystery and are teamers. Loki fucking HATES this. When he's the murderer the only one he kills is Siegfried then he just lets everyone else win🥹
Zerofuku forces Buddha to play those stupid fucking brain rot games(can you tell that I despise brainrot?) Buddha has a straight face the entire time. He def steals random kids brainrots tho.
ALSO they are all in a discord group chat. Here's some convos they've had.
Buddha:
YOOOOOOO WHOS READY FOR SOME CANDY SIMULATOR GAMEPLAY
Brunhilde:
Isn't this supposed to be a gc for work? Like ugcs.
Hades:
For ugcs? I thought this was so we could all play games together whilst not being near Loki.
Loki:
Yo why tf?? Why is it always me???
Thor:
Easy to hate.
Poseidon:
Shut the hell up. I can't play while getting notifs every second.
Adamas:
Why tf are you playing poop tycoon??
Poseidon has left the gc
Buddha:
Someone check his game history.
Goll: H-Hey g-guys!
Brunhilde:
Goll quit doing that shit.
Loki:
stuttering through text is CRAZY.
Leonidas:
I'm going to pumle your face into the ground next time I see your face pipsqueak.
Hades:
You will absolutely not be doing that.
Loki:
Yeah not before i do it.
Brunhilde:
Stop threatening my sister you freaks.
Anyhow.
Hades has admin on many of the games that they as a group, play. Literally no one knows how or why. Because why does he have admin on "Survive the dentist obby" and "Highschool roleplay"???
Let's go back to bee swarm simulator!!
The first time they all played, they actually had to separate the group into 2. Due to the lack of server room..ahem.
Loki tries cheating instantly, he HAS to be at the top. Hades listens to every single bears dialogue istg😭 he's like trying to understand the bears and it's so cute. He responds back to bears btw.
Poseidon couldn't care less and doesn't do any of the quests. He does his own thing. Farming pollen and such. He actually has no idea he was supposed to collect bees which means he farmed honey for 6 hours without any boosts from bees. Because he skipped the tutorial. Hades had to tell him btw.
"Brother..you read the tutorial right?" Hades asked his brother in concern because he had noticed how little pollen he was collecting. "..." Silence filled the group chat. Everyone that was speaking suddenly went quiet. "There was a tutorial..?" Poseidon replied back with a dry tone.
The group chat suddenly burst into laughs and surprise.
Poseidon left the call and proceeded to do everything again just with bees this time..
Now that everyone was back to doing what they were originally doing before all of that, they were now moving on to the core mechanics!
Brunhilde and goll were incredibly fast in leveling up their bees and doing quests, collecting as much honey as they could with what they had.
Loki and Thor were doing panda bears quests since they liked watching their bees fight the blue beetles and spiders ect.
Buddha was stuck in the cave with black bear and couldn't get out, but no worries! Zerofuku comes to the rescue :)
Qin,hades and Leonidas are the ones with absolutely AMAZING wifi. They have no ping whatsoever, just so smooth running.
The Valkyries have terrible wifi since Brunhilde keeps forgetting to upgrade their wifi😔💔
RAHHH Beelzebub has good wifi, also with bee swarm stuff, he loves science bear. And he macros😭✌️
"adam/hades/odin/poseidon/jack/Qin Shi Huang x daughter reader fluff? if you want you can also do crack? Please????🥺🥺🥺🥺thank uuu"
Here's your request 👀 I hope you like ittt!!
Adam
• He will definitely cherish you, like Cain and Abel.
• You are the youngest, and Adam will do almost everything, if it not almost, everything for his children.
• He would support you in your decisions, even if he's a little afraid. Like if you wanted independence, he would let you go, but would watch you closely.
• Adam definitely wouldn't care about your flaws and would believe that you wouldn't need a reason to be loved, as you are already his child, and that is enough for you to be loved by him. He would say this to you anytime you felt sad or anxious and each time those words made you more calmer.
• Adam is extremely protective about you, but not in a controlling way. He would definitely step in when necessary, for example, if Cain or Abel accidently hurt you, Adam would step in, calm, terrifyingly calm at that, to the point you can tell how much anger he's holding in.
• Adam's voice is already calm with his loved ones, but with you, his voice softens, like how his voice softens with Eve. He would listen to you more than he speaks when you vent.
• He would definitely kneel to your level whenever talking to you.
• He has a smart way with words that makes you calm down instantly.
• Overall, he's a daddy's girl and would do anything for her.
Hades
• Oh Hades is DEFINITELY a daddy's girl, he already deeply loves his brothers, imagine how much he loves you!
• Hades wouldn't exactly say "I love you" to you that often, he would more likely express it. He would show it by being present to everything and having a LOT of protectiveness.
• You 100% love Hades, and you never questioned if you mattered because Hades would always be there. You would sit next to him in councils, meetings, and when your a little kid, you would walk beside Hades while holding his hand. Hades pretends not to notice but everyone else does.
• You mirror his calm and ingeminating presents, and when your unsure about something, you turn to him. He is your anchor.
• He's definitely gently with you, so gentle that nobody has ever been treated like that by hades, except for his brothers. He listens to you when needed and won't speak until your done. He will accept your emotions, even when vulnerbility.
• He would raise you with dignity, not fear. He would teach you strength in all ways, honor over power, responsibility over entitlement, and always being loyal. you would never fear Hades, but instead, respect and love for him.
• If anyone disrespects you, Hades would figure out by his spies and would order them to come to his palace, and once they arrived, he would scold them with ingeminating aura, to the point where they're shaking and begging him to not kill them. You never knew about this, as Hades did this behind your back. You wondered why everyone who disrespected to apologized the next day sometimes.
Odin
• Odin would definitely not show you warmth and etc, unlike Hades or Adam.
• He would see you as important to the future, and would love you, but would love in a more "What role would she play in the future/fate" way. He would care what you would do in the future in fate more than your own being.
• You wouldn't be ignored, but instead observed by him and his ravens.
• Your childhood would be structured, isolated, and demanding. You would be expected to do certain things that may even cause your life if did wrong.
• Odin would teach your mind on how to read people thoughts, patterns, and lies. He would teach you runes early and would push you to see the world as like chest pieces.
• You hope for affection all the time, as it was very rare from Odin. He would only do small gestures, like putting his hand on your shoulder, or calling you by your name instead of a title, or even letting you stay by his side. You crave for these moments and pray for it to happen some day again.
• He wouldn't show you protection, he would make you learn protection. He would make you learn how to protect yourself by exposing you by danger and forcefully making you learn how to fight on your own. Odin believes suffering creates clarity.
• Now, if you were hurt, emotionally or physically, he would ask you what you learned from it instead of comforting you.
Poseidon
• Poseidon would definitely love you but struggle to express it. He wouldn't cuddle, praise, or say affectionate words often, if not often, then never.
• He would always ensure safety and make sure your safe by checking up on you before leaving without saying a word.
• He would be strict and expected you to become powerful, as he sees weaker gods lower than him. You would be raised by discipline and composure. You'd be expected to be able to carry yourself and carry dignity at all times. Not because your a girl, but because your his daughter.
• Poseidon would be protective in silence, Poseidon wouldn't threaten till the person apologizes, unlike Hades, instead he would remove them. Anyone who disrespects you would disappear and you would never know why, but something tells you it has something to deal with Poseidon. I wouldn't say killed, but definitely close. (torture)
• Sometimes you get mad and wonder if Poseidon even loved you. So sometimes, you tell Poseidon you wished Hades was your father instead of him. Poseidon would be hurt by that, so he would send you gifts, in hopes you would forgive him.
• If you were hurt, Poseidon would do something behind your back to make sure your reputation regains to it's status.
• You wouldn't be a "daddy's girl" openly unlike Hades, but you would defend him, justify his distance, and crave rare moments you had with Poseidon.
Jack The Ripper
• Jack would love you with all his heart, you would've been the world to him.
• Jack would be emotionally attached to you, in a way he is to no one else. You wouldn't just be loved, but cherished and he'd see you as something pure, unlike the rotten world he lived in.
• He would be gentle with you, he speak softly to you, and when your a baby he would sing London's bridge is falling down. He would listen very closely to what you have to say, he'd also never raise his voice at you. He's patient with you and will do anything for you.
• Jack understood pain, so he would make sure you were to be safe always.
• Jack is VERY protective of you. He would watch over you carefully, analyze everyone once out in public around you, if someone hurt you emotionally or physically, he WOULD kill them.
• Jack promised to himself that you would never know or figure out that he's THE jack the ripper.
• Unlike Poseidon or Odin, he would want to understand your feelings and will encourage you to tell him. He wants to make sure you feel understood and would never feel like a burden like he did when he was young.
• You would definitely love Jack, even if sometimes you could be a little overprotective.
Qin Shi Huang
• Qin Shi Huang, without a doubt, would love you, loudly. VERY loudly.
• Unlike Hades or Poseidon, Shi Huang would never hide his affection unless asked. He would dote on you openly, praise you constantly, and show you off without shame, sometimes he embarrasses you, but you don't care as you love your dad.
• Shi Huang would definitely be overprotective, but playful. He would monitor your health and would ALWAYS surround you with his most trusted guards to make sure your safe. You absolutely hate that, as you want peace and to be alone but Shi Huang cares about your safety than what you want more. He would soften it with humor and 100% extravagance.
• Because Shi Huang's life was quite suffering, he'd never mock your weaknesses, he would take your fears seriously, and he'd let you lean on him emotionally. He'd rather suffer himself then see you hurt.
• He demands selfhood for you, he wants you to be able to speak whenever wanted to, to be bold and to never give up.
• He is terrified of losing you, if anyone ever hurt you, he would cross lines to make sure you were never hurt again. He would never openly tell you why he was so protective over you, as the past hurt him deeply.
• He would show his love to you anyway possible, it was embarrassing to you but you didn't say anything about it as you know even if you were to ask him to stop, he wouldn't stop.
This is allllll!! I'm sorry if some characters weren't so.. cute.. It's just that I can't picture them to be affectionate so I tried to not do so much negative head canons!! 😭
But I love you my lovesss!! I hope you have a great rest of your day or night!! 😘💋💖
• Poseidon doesn't really say that he loves you, he rather expresses his love by giving you random gifts, but he does expects you to say "I love you" any chance you get. If you forget, he'll be mad at you for days.
• He prefers neck, shoulders, cheeks, and abs kisses, especially during intimacy. He doesn't really like anything else.
• He blushes easily, even if he tries not too. Any physical contact, words that are even slightly romantical, would make him blush. This is mainly why he doesn't really like you talking, as it would ruin his reputation.
• He WILL choose his reputation over you unfortunately.
• If he's confused about you, like if you're mad at him, he will go to Hades, regardless if Hades is busy or not, just so he can ask if he can help him to figure out what he did wrong.
• Whenever Poseidon comes to Hades palace, Hades is never annoyed, in fact, he is actually happy that Poseidon specifically is coming to him for help.
• He gets SO jealous easily. If a god or man looks at you in any way, he'll fight the urge to k!ll that person/god.
• During intimacy, he prefers to eat your c@nt over and over again until your visibly trembling. His favorite part is when you're trembling and screaming him to stop.
• When Poseidon's inside, he will go rough, no matter what you say, as he has trouble with feeling pleasure.
• He secretly loves when you touch him without his permission, he doesn't really like people or gods touch him at all, he acts like he hates it when you touch him when in reality he actually loves it.
• Poseidon's straight
• Poseidon prefers to mark you in nonvisible places (your inner thighs specifically) so that nobody would know they did.. that.
• Poseidon would usually ignore you and avoid eye contact, especially when you two are in public, as he wanted your relationship to be kept a secret.
• He HATES his brother, Zeus, as in meetings or whenever you see him, Zeus will try and temp you to get under the covers with him, but you obviously refuse, as your loyal to Poseidon, and also he looks like... that.
• The only brother he truly trusts with you is Hades, as he is the only god he told about your relationship with him.
That's all for now darlings!!! ( Sorry it was so short! 😭)
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