I Have No Idea What Im Doing

[pukicho]

Do you sleep? Like ever?

Yes from 6am to 11am

[pukicho]

I never sleep. I just die and then wake up in the morning

[eggastential-biscuits]

You wake up in the morning?

[pukicho]

From being dead, yes

[omghotmemes]

Who the fuck wrote this book about me

[sadgrl]

[pukicho]

Another day down, til the next fun surprise 

[confused-thing]

This sounds like a threat

[pukicho]

Not everything I say is a threat

[pukicho]

But this is

[loversdreamersandyou]

[okay]

I just wanna go to the beach and watch the stars tonight.

[thebootydiaries]

summer: *ends*

me: this is halloween THIs is halloween haLLOWEEN HALLOWEEN hallooween haLLOweeenn

[froida]

[lightspeedsound]

This is so pure

[aphroditesdove]

oh my goddddddddddd

[myminutethoughts]

Dad has definitely done this before to this exact song

[feiyuekungfushoes]

Step 1,2 3…. But, the best self defense is awareness.

The most popular feiyue shoes on: http://www.icnbuys.com/feiyue-shoes

follow back

[lupinthehowlingwerewolf]

please reblog this, this could save a life

[lubricates]

signal boost

[lagonegirl]

[frog43]

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

[wizardshark]

um… no?

[gothicprep]

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[official-kircheis]

my jam: a character narrating past events to another character, intercut with scenes showing that they are lying wildly

[agent-yolk]

I’m back on making wholesome, friend-loving memes

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?