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[night-vale-community-radio]

How to Successfully Study in the Library

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t 

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 

use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes  

[night-vale-community-radio]

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day

[cryptcoop]

A new empire

[anthewitch]

Jetpack Cat and Ana are such besties🥰 She gives Ana some mobility lol

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[effemimaniac]

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[ofswordsandpens]

percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?

jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies

[ofswordsandpens]

adding in my tags <3

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[grungixfungi]

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

[madmonksandmaenads]

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

[atticescapee-abandoned]

[rigginsstreet]

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER dir. Paul Thomas Anderson in theaters September 26, 2025

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

when some evil cunt dies posting on tumblr carries the feeling of the last day of school before summer break

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[koothebird-deactivated20260418]

Hey did anyone notice that the grass is a little greener and all of the birds’ singing is even more beautiful today, or is that just me.

[beardedmrbean]

[office-anomaly]

[necrophilologist]

adding to my father's chronicles. after pope francis died he. you have to picture this large and scary italian man in his sixties who does not speak a word of english very sombrely and very gravely go like "they hated him because he was uòcc". and you will ask what do you mean and he will reply "he was uòcc. he stood for tolerance and human rights." and you will ask spelled w-o-k-e? and he will nod "yes. uòcc."