[metamelonisle]

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

[ironedsleeper]

u could never understand a warriors bond

[forgottenflickr]

2007

[digitised-celluloid]

[fullmetalfisting]

I had a dream I went to the symphony and the conductor also had a cowboy with him on his little conductor platform. The cowboy seemed to be as much part of it as anyone else. He did a boot scoot, a lasso trick. At the end of the symphony the conductor was like “we flew in one of the world’s leading symphonic cowboys for tonight’s performance” and I felt like some uncultured fucking idiot for not knowing that symphonies had cowboys

[brw]

you know when irish people were fighting for freedom the rebels were never considered revolutionaries or freedom fighters. we had only ever been called terrorists by the british government, because when you call a people fighting for their rights and their freedoms terrorists you can distance yourself from them. people aren't fighting because they've been radicalised by 800 years of colonialism or 75 years of brutal settler imperialism, they're fighting because they're dirty terrorists trying to hurt our democracy and kill our children. and now we don't have any responsibility to reckon with the years of subjugation and settler violence and attempted genocide, because how can you expect us to deal with terrorists? the same story repeats itself over and over n it's shocking how people will eat it up every time when it comes to protecting and maintaining western power.

[titsay]

[mypoorcanary]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[bish0ps]

post-cry apathy where you don't feel better plus now your head hurts

[sharkgirldick]

Every night I pop my dick off and point it in a direction so it can go fuck while I sleep. Unfortunately, it can only see via wetness, so if it ever gets near a body of water it'll go "That's one big pussy!" and dive in. It can't swim well, so when it makes it back in the morning my dick will be covered in fish bites.

[melynnwaters]

ok!

[ibuprofengirl]

listening to creep by radiohead but positively bc i feel good and normal

[ibuprofengirl]

i'm a creep (yippee!) i'm a weirdo (tee hee!)

[ibuprofengirl]

[sandmandaddy69]

[lmaonade]

slime is dreaming of being praised to high heavens

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[escuerzoresucitado]