Sacredturtlepoo

🍂Emily🍂

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[as-all-else-failed-x-deactivate]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[anxietyproblem]

[nicolezaridze]

starting has been very difficult

support the series here

[dankmemes]

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[1857-m-deactivated20150228]

I haven’t met all of me yet.

[f-uukk]

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

[bruhwgatt]

Mood.

Follow me on Instagram @tree___na

[noduhlauren]

Perfection is an Illusion 

[moss--knight]

this is the best shit ive ever drawn in my goddamn life

[therealjacksepticeye]

I’m the Kermit sent by Sesame Street

[relive-the-90s]

caption this.

[naturalist-disaster]

When you’re in hour 54 of no sleep but the next episode automatically loads

[meanplastic]

IM CRYINGG WHAT POSSESSED HER TO SAY THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

[expelliarmus]

First table reads

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

[quantifierrasing]

Op where’s the essay

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

right here!

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

[alexisthenedd]

This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight.

This past weekend I stayed over at his house after a party because it was too late to go back to Manhattan, and when I got in bed I noticed that one of his pillowcases was satin.

I asked him why a white, nearly bald man needed a satin pillowcase and he said he bought it for me, in case I needed to sleep over sometime. He didn’t want me to ruin my hair on cotton.

I kissed the ever-loving shit out of him.

That’s how you show a brown girl you care.

[alexisthenedd]

Update: he’s my boyfriend. our 1 year anniversary is coming up next month.

[alexisthenedd]

New Update: We had our two year anniversary on August 9th.

We also have moved in together.

As we went through his stuff for the move, we found the last of those pillowcases he bought for me in 2015.

I sleep on it every night.

[alexisthenedd]

THREE YEARS AS OF LAST THURSDAY