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26, she/her/they, bi bad driver, worse biker evolved bipedal primate with a fat ass

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

follow me for more great posts other people made

[wulfhalls]

u ever get a new follower and think. well this isnt gonna last

[haarute]

pov you are sent to hell

[insomniac-arrest]

People have overused Catholic Guilt to the point they cannot recognize the clear and haunting Protestant Shame in front of their eyes. that character Knows they could have worked harder

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[wolfishweb]

liberal arts school is kind of like this except everyone is working on a short film or a poetry collection

[missnicefairy]

life when i find a new song to play on repeat over and over

[depsidase]

[quendergeer]

reblog to kill an HOA manager

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[travalicious]

backrooms (2026) - kane parsons

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Just Sam slowly losing his mind in the latest episode

[thefugitivesaint]

oakoak, 'Free Rothko', 2024 Source

[freshcuntgrass]

The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them

[aquaflv]

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

[aquaflv]

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

[aquaflv]

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

[lithiumrox]

so far "count the rice" is like "what if a game show was actually an escape room, but what if the escape room was actually the inferno and you have to climb your way out of several layers of hell"

[theguywiththewhitespot]

I wonder how many Grants Grant shot his shot with in the Grant room.

[synthfagz]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

[bilesandthesourwolf]

i can never leave this place

[wizard-loving-wizard]

my mvp of the episode 💖💖

[tiredadventurer]