Defective AND Effective

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[sadiecoocoo]

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𝐌𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐬 @sadiewritingco

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𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬

“<“ 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐈’𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭

- 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡

- 𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲

- 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞

- 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧

- 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡

- 𝐖𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬

- 𝐃𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐢

- 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐁𝐮𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐫𝐝

- 𝐉𝐋/𝐉𝐋𝐔

- 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐌

- 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞

- 𝐇𝐓𝐓𝐘𝐃 <

𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬

- 𝐑𝐞𝐱𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫

- 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐨

- 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲/𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲

- 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲

- 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐧

- 𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐯𝐢𝐤

𝐖𝐈𝐏𝐬

- 𝐀 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞

- 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐅𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐬

- 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐔

- 𝐂𝐓-𝐁𝟎𝐁𝐀-𝐅𝟑𝐓𝐓 𝐀𝐔

- 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐀𝐔

[tielmamon]

finally finished that wip

"So...Geralt seemed awfully crossed when we left. You don't happen to know anything about that, do you?" Jaskier huffs, a bit anxious. He had seen how Geralt looked at the both of them when Yen first asked him to accompany her as her vicount husband.

A little side mission really, nothing too high stakes. Just a bit of drinking, a bit of noble charming, one quick trip to the Lord's chambers to steal back a relic that Yen claims to be rightfully hers. Simple enough right?

But somehow, Geralt seemingly thinks this little mission was as dangerous as a basilisk on the rampage and loudly protested against it. Yen, being Yen simply snorted and went about dressing Jaskier as the perfect Vicount decked in black and gold. The entire time, Geralt's eyes never left his person, a constant glare simmering alongside something else Jaskier cant quite name.

"Don't worry about him."

"I'm me. I can't not worry about Geralt. What if he's upset at me for pretending to be your husband? Oh gods, that would be fucking ironic-" Jaskier feels a gentle hand cup the side of his face, guiding him to face his witchy friend. She smiles wickedly.

"I promise you, he has no ire towards you. If anything, he's plotting against me, the idiot." Yen gives his cheek a reassuring pat before snaking her arm between his.

"But enough about him. It's just you and me tonight, dear husband."

[sharkfish]

everyone (including james holden) is fully aware that james holden failed his way into being the main character of the galaxy.

and absolutely no one (including james holden) is happy about it.

[kaylewiswrites-deactivated20180]

How I think I’m writing: Using eye contact, or lack thereof, to display emotions such as intimacy, shock, denial, or nervousness. 

How I’m actually writing: She looked at me, and I looked away. I tried to look back, but she was already looking at the sky. “Look,” she sighs, looking back at me for a split second. “I don’t know how to say this.” We looked at each other and time stopped, but then she looked her lookers at something else to look at, looking tired. 

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[whasource]

— This is my spell! I erased the "mirror" part and tried changing it into just a cloak of borrowshade.

[asexual-will]

I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable

[angelsndragons]

ya know i am genuinely curious how spider-noir is being so slept on.

ben reilly is a tumblr tailor made genuine wet cat sad hound dog eyes trash fire of a human being blorbo AND YET

cat hardy is a slinky, complex beautifully rendered gaslight gatekeep girlboss with a tragic backstory AND YET

robbie robertson is a take no shit know your worth let me help ray of sunshine AND YET

janet ruiz is a fast talking competent to hell and back investigator with a heart of gold who WILL cut a bitch for her friends and family AND YET

you disappoint me, tumblr.

[conarcoin]

[naamahdarling]

I would play the shit out of this.

[ashanoir]

Please support this game! I've been following it forever and the developers obviously put a lot of love into finally repping my people as Not Just Generic Bad Guys To Be Slaughtered in QuickTime Events, but the unabashed horse girls we truly are. I really love how outspoken she is about representing proper care and compassion for these animals in the industry too.

Windstorm: The Legend of Khiimori (PC & Consoles)

Experience the legendary adventures of a brave courier rider! Bond with your horse and tame the open wilds of 13th century Mongolia.

[finnglas]

Found it! Reblogging to kickstart when I’m at my laptop.

[subtextsays]

@horsefigureoftheday

[tbposting]

The game has a demo out on Steam now, and is set to release March 3rd

The Legend of Khiimori on Steam

Take on the role of a brave courier rider in The Legend of Khiimori! Bond with your horse and tame the open wilds of 13th century Mongolia.

(it has also changed its name to just The Legend of Khiimori)

[hansdown]

oh my favorite trope? two people who go through something so unique and agonizing and entirely beyond words that they have no choice but to create a bond that transcends all other types of love, thus acting as the sole point of understanding for the other person in a world that cannot fathom what they’ve been through

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[zetrystan]

Not a werewolf.

[zetrystan]

The disappearance. 🐑

[zetrystan]

The worst snowman.

[zetrystan]

As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑

Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:

[silvipeppers]

give me them in a field of flowers or give me death

[yakowo]

my heart aches everytime I listen to Welly Boots by TAD

because i imagine Jaskier singing it to (and for) Ciri...🥲

[spilledbutter]

FEL YES I SCREAM ABOUT THIS REGULARLY jaskier goes back to cintra long before geralt. he feels it's important to watch over geralt's charge, even when geralt isn't ready to do so. they become close over the years, and when jaskier gets word that nilfgaard is marching north, he heads to cintra straight away to pick up ciri. nevermind that he and geralt are separated.

i get to watch you grow up now and make me proud, make all of those mistakes that make me laugh

[yakowo]

EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

Also

When you were young, you'd kick things just to see if they would fall

They said, "That girl, she's wrong"

But I'll stick up for you, even though you haven't got a clue

The whole song is just their dynamic through and through 😭😭😭

[stinastar]

The Witcher Resources

If you’re coming to this list from a reblog, please click through to the original post as it may be updated with more content!

Please note I haven’t read everything on this lists, so I can’t speak to all it contains/accuracy, ya dig?

A Guide to The Witcher Content aka what is all this? - by @bamf-jaskier

What the fuck are the Trials by @bamf-jaskier

WTF are The Witcher Schools according to the books - by @bamf-jaskier​

Lemon’s Lute Facts - about lutes in general as well as Jaskier’s lute specifically - by @honeylemontrashcat

Food of the Continent - by @asweetprologue with additions from @storm-and-starlight & @rawrkinjd​

Walkthrough of Kaer Morhen in TW3 - by @inber​

world building cause twn doesn’t - by @bloededhoine

Who The Fuck is Coën - A Primer from the books - by @bamf-jaskier

Who the Fuck is Eskel? from the books - by @bamf-jaskier​

Elder Speech translator 

TW3 Game Image References - by @geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde​

The Witcher Wiki - can be handy, especially if you’re a Netflix baby like me, but also know it’s a bit of a disaster and those into lore hate it haha.

Find resources for sword-fighting, injuries, horses, castles, homoerotic potential of armour and much more on my Resources for Writers list!

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If you have rec’s please send them my way!

[hungarianbee]

Back in May I got the idea to look up the meaning of Jaskier in flower language (as you do, before your thesis exam), and it kinda spiralled into a full-on research on various topics. I finally finished it today, and thought I’d share with the class. 

This - is pretty long, not gonna lie. About 1.6k, not counting the sources, so I’m putting up a read more, just in case. 

Under the cut, you’ll read:

Translations of Jaskier’s name in various countries, how they might relate to the original, how we may group them by family and genus

The meaning behind the names: Buttercup (Jaskier), Ranunculus (genus of Buttercup) and Dandelion

The legends and folklore (and some poetry) associated with Buttercup, Ranunculus and Dandelion

The herbal use and properties of the flowers

Other fun facts I just wanted to include

I also included every source I used, so y’all can also read it, if you want. Enjoy!

(edit: now with a pic of the full information on translations)

Keep reading

[sadiecoocoo]

I hate people that don’t put spoiler warnings because why after only one day of watching maul do i get a post on my fyp that is genuinely just a list of everyone that dies

[felp0n]

coco my darling girl my daughter my child whom I birthed