Defective AND Effective

Multi fandom || She/her || 🩷🤍🧡||🖤🤍💜|| casual whump writer || chronic yapper

[sadiecoocoo]

𝒲ℯ𝓁𝒸ℴ𝓂ℯ！

𝐌𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐬 @sadiewritingco

𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬

- 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝

- 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐜, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲

- proshippers DNI please

𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬

“<“ 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐈’𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭

- 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡

- 𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲

- 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞

- 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧

- 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡

- 𝐖𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬

- 𝐃𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐢

- 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐁𝐮𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐫𝐝

- 𝐉𝐋/𝐉𝐋𝐔

- 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐌

- 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞

- 𝐇𝐓𝐓𝐘𝐃 <

𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬

- 𝐑𝐞𝐱𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫

- 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐨

- 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲/𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲

- 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲

- 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐧

- 𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐯𝐢𝐤

𝐖𝐈𝐏𝐬

- 𝐀 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞

- 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐅𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐬

- 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐔

- 𝐂𝐓-𝐁𝟎𝐁𝐀-𝐅𝟑𝐓𝐓 𝐀𝐔

- 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐀𝐔

[spookyboywhump]

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

[notebooks-and-laptops]

Fucked up fiction by women you should 100% read:

[ofgeography]

okay this is a list of exclusively bangers, not even counting the fact that WE HEXED THE MOON is on here which obviously makes me feel joyous. but kushiel's dart fuckin RULES as did on sundays she picked flowers and patricia wants to cuddle. 10/10 no notes

[nieilko]

[zzazzu]

„Fuck Jaskier, wake up!

[trashbaggage]

POSSIBILITIES FOR IMMORTAL!JASKIER

The Picture of Julian Alfred Pankratz

dicked and ditched the wrong person; cursed to remain youthful until true love’s kiss, at which point he will start to age rapidly :(((

dick too good to die - he’s slept with quite a few gods/goddesses and they wanna keep him in prime shape

unknowingly stumbled on a fountain of youth when he was wandering through some woods one day; he has no idea and never thinks to connect his suspiciously youthful looks with that lovely bath that one time

is the personification of chaos just here for a gr8 time; this greatly pisses yennefer off when she finds out

he’s like a shark - if he stops moving he’ll die; can’t stay in one place for more than a few months before he starts looking a little ragged

only has one very specific weakness that no one has figured out yet

emotional vampire

made a deal with death where they meet up once a year and jaskier has to entertain them with stories and hot goss for the entire night to renew his life subscription

actually a grim reaper

simply refuses to acknowledge the authority of time

body took a screenshot when he sneezed with his eyes open once - he’s actually died many times but he just keeps returning to that biological save point

he is the Beginning of all things and he will be their End when he gets bored please keep him enriched

as long as there’s one person still singing his songs he keeps on kicking

he’s eaten so many açaí berries. so. many. all the berries. his immune system is jacked. any form of disease or deterioration even looks at him funny and they’re immediately consumed by antioxidants

imaginary friend geralt accidentally called into being because he was so lonely :(

blood of his enemies face masks

exchanged his self-preservation instincts for immortality; when he fills up his ‘almost died again’ punch card the universe gives him a free smoothie and ages him one month; the smoothie is worth it

literally gave away his heart in a small posada inn

cheated in a game of cards against the fates and buried his thread of life deep where no one will find it

destiny’s pawn that keeps trying to circumvent her plans and break free but everything he does is like a self-fulfilling prophecy straight from a greek tragedy :(

is actually ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and everybody is in love with me and why couldn’t satan have made me less beautiful?? im good at too many things! WHY CANT I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!

is allergic to dying

(now with part 2)

[kirran906]

Submaripper redesign (inspired by a catfish)

[softest-punk]

The funniest thing about The Expanse is that you meet Alex and you think oh that's what Martians are like in this universe. Makes sense, they're frontiersmen, cowboys are analogous to that.

Then you meet all the other Martians and immediately understand why Alex doesn't live on Mars.

[cybermanes]

“Are you a dog or cat person?”

Brother I will pet an alligator if it lets me

[tielmamon]

finally finished that wip

"So...Geralt seemed awfully crossed when we left. You don't happen to know anything about that, do you?" Jaskier huffs, a bit anxious. He had seen how Geralt looked at the both of them when Yen first asked him to accompany her as her vicount husband.

A little side mission really, nothing too high stakes. Just a bit of drinking, a bit of noble charming, one quick trip to the Lord's chambers to steal back a relic that Yen claims to be rightfully hers. Simple enough right?

But somehow, Geralt seemingly thinks this little mission was as dangerous as a basilisk on the rampage and loudly protested against it. Yen, being Yen simply snorted and went about dressing Jaskier as the perfect Vicount decked in black and gold. The entire time, Geralt's eyes never left his person, a constant glare simmering alongside something else Jaskier cant quite name.

"Don't worry about him."

"I'm me. I can't not worry about Geralt. What if he's upset at me for pretending to be your husband? Oh gods, that would be fucking ironic-" Jaskier feels a gentle hand cup the side of his face, guiding him to face his witchy friend. She smiles wickedly.

"I promise you, he has no ire towards you. If anything, he's plotting against me, the idiot." Yen gives his cheek a reassuring pat before snaking her arm between his.

"But enough about him. It's just you and me tonight, dear husband."

[sharkfish]

everyone (including james holden) is fully aware that james holden failed his way into being the main character of the galaxy.

and absolutely no one (including james holden) is happy about it.

[kaylewiswrites-deactivated20180]

How I think I’m writing: Using eye contact, or lack thereof, to display emotions such as intimacy, shock, denial, or nervousness. 

How I’m actually writing: She looked at me, and I looked away. I tried to look back, but she was already looking at the sky. “Look,” she sighs, looking back at me for a split second. “I don’t know how to say this.” We looked at each other and time stopped, but then she looked her lookers at something else to look at, looking tired. 

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[whasource]

— This is my spell! I erased the "mirror" part and tried changing it into just a cloak of borrowshade.

[asexual-will]

I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable

[angelsndragons]

ya know i am genuinely curious how spider-noir is being so slept on.

ben reilly is a tumblr tailor made genuine wet cat sad hound dog eyes trash fire of a human being blorbo AND YET

cat hardy is a slinky, complex beautifully rendered gaslight gatekeep girlboss with a tragic backstory AND YET

robbie robertson is a take no shit know your worth let me help ray of sunshine AND YET

janet ruiz is a fast talking competent to hell and back investigator with a heart of gold who WILL cut a bitch for her friends and family AND YET

you disappoint me, tumblr.

[conarcoin]

[naamahdarling]

I would play the shit out of this.

[ashanoir]

Please support this game! I've been following it forever and the developers obviously put a lot of love into finally repping my people as Not Just Generic Bad Guys To Be Slaughtered in QuickTime Events, but the unabashed horse girls we truly are. I really love how outspoken she is about representing proper care and compassion for these animals in the industry too.

Windstorm: The Legend of Khiimori (PC & Consoles)

Experience the legendary adventures of a brave courier rider! Bond with your horse and tame the open wilds of 13th century Mongolia.

[finnglas]

Found it! Reblogging to kickstart when I’m at my laptop.

[subtextsays]

@horsefigureoftheday

[tbposting]

The game has a demo out on Steam now, and is set to release March 3rd

The Legend of Khiimori on Steam

Take on the role of a brave courier rider in The Legend of Khiimori! Bond with your horse and tame the open wilds of 13th century Mongolia.

(it has also changed its name to just The Legend of Khiimori)

[hansdown]

oh my favorite trope? two people who go through something so unique and agonizing and entirely beyond words that they have no choice but to create a bond that transcends all other types of love, thus acting as the sole point of understanding for the other person in a world that cannot fathom what they’ve been through