Only Judy Can Judge Me

Seen throughout as being a goofball who is cantankerous, mild-mannered, emotional, fearful, rowdy, intelligent, eccentric, cynical, athletic, merciful, efficient, finicky, responsible, good-hearted, self-debating, and empathetic

[gnomer4]

your gay friend you try to ignore: been drawing muppet pin-ups in the car

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[greelin]

thanks guys

[greelin]

thinking of them. in these trying times

[foxxsmoulder]

[towerofglass]

fuck it. we blog

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[tpwrtrmnky]

Idk what kind of sleep marathons you're all having in the notes but when I sleep for 12+ hours I feel like shit afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

[mapswithoutwyoming]

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

[tpwrtrmnky]

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i found the nexus of all evil sitting on a shelf at CVS

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[cloevr]

its just insane that really rich people just look this fucking stupid all the time. what is anyone doing anymore

[cloevr]

[pierog]

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[sunburnt-brian]

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[hungwy]

Does anyone have they boiled the uncles it was a meaningless ritual PLEAZE

[creepycrag]