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ryebreadgf

babushkaat

garbonzo

jame7t

tumblr Mobile apparently has a new processing tab & it turns out I’ve been processing a video for five years

almost done I bet

elliespectacular

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

jame7t

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

stealingpotatoes

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

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fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

dracula61

littleguysdaily

Bob is performed by the artist Raphaël Gromy

victusinveritas

coginthemachine

kindred spirits with our fave trade school alum

qcharlie

please god watch this right now

cringecorp

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

zingmin

forcekenobi

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

forcekenobi

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

hyperchaotix

icarus-suraki

bismuth-soup

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

gothicprep

heartening saga honestly

botanyshitposts

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!