draco

welcome to my grave ghost/demonkin He/They 20

[twirld]

Entrance to Cemetery (detail, 1832) Carl Julius von Leypold

[plannedparenthood]

We mourn. We remember.  We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.

[twinkothydrake]

tan france gave john mulaney a makeover. you should go watch the full video :)

[transtarks]

[gayrudeboys]

full offense no video other than this one matters

if you think anything is more important than

tan france calling john mulaney fuckable

john mulaney having an identity crisis because he got told he looks old

john mulaney also admitting that all he wanted was to be a 50s stage performer

tan france saying john mulaney has a nice ass

john mulaney blushing at being told he has a nice ass

you’re wrong.

[randomperson2167]

one more thing to add:

Tan France calling John Mulaney fuckable multiple times

[schrodingers-fyke]

“No I assumed you do, which I why I said that. Straight men.”

[ironmaidenhead]

SPIKE in 1977

[millthompson]

[laugh-a-lot-corp]

The art from “the Upstairs” section is by Trevor Henderson or @/slimyswampghost on twitter! This is worldbuilding for the Liminal Laugh Toys Corp ARG. No, you may not change the lore of my story. I see y’all in the tags, knock it off. If you have questions, just send an ask, this is an ask blog after all.

[addictivities]

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[nevver]

He got your texts ★ @itsPeteski on instagram

[youngtrauma]

ok to rb

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[tockthewatchdog]

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

[heritageposts]

happy anniversary 

[hweart]

☄︎. *. ⋆

⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭🦔 hes stargazing

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

people really measure out their spices? you’re really going to take out your little ¼ teaspoon? you’re afraid your food is going to taste too good?

[troutminge]

In this house we just fuckin pour those bastard powders until the food changes colour and it feels spiritually correct

[lesbianshepard]

can not believe that a 70 year old senator actually uttered the phrase “ignorant slut” about bernie sanders on the senate floor.

[pepsimayo]

So what actually happened was senator Kennedy said to Neera Tandem, “you basically called Bernie Sanders everything but an ignorant slut”

Which apparently is a reference to a SNL sketch from 1970s, which is odd but also not completely batshit crazy

But what is crazy is that senator Lindsey Graham in the background, who was not actively part of the conversation, then interrupting to respond with “well I wouldn’t say ignorant”

So whilst technically no senator referred to Bernie Sanders as an “ignorant slut”, senator Lindsey Graham did state quite firmly that he is in fact a slut, just a very knowledgable one

[official-lucifers-child]

we really are a clown show huh

[ofallingstar]

Labyrinth (1986)

[hotboyproblems]

[kafk-a]

MOOOM WOULD YOU WAAASH MY BAACK THIS ONCE AND THEN WE CAN FORGEEEEET AND I WILL LEEAAAAVE WHAT I AM CHAaaasing for the other girls  — mitski screaming into the guitar

[memes-r-memes]