[102ki]

“There is a run where everyone does a perfect joke that absolutely sums up their time on Taskmaster, where everyone just stacks it.“

- Ed Gamble on the Taskmaster Podcast

[javierbardem]

So I can go back to being a prick? No. I’m saying sometimes. When it is appropriate… yes, be a prick.

THE SIGNAL:

[factoseintolerant]

mike falls - a thrilling saga

[valtsv]

the difference between david tennant’s doctor who and matt smith’s doctor who is just that ‘millenial depression vs. gen z depression’ meme

[valtsv]

david tennant doctor who:

matt smith doctor who:

[cowardhe]

peter capaldi doctor who:

[parkpigeonn]

jodie:

[jasmancer]

Chris Eccleston:

[dacuslucy]

so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

(listen with headphones if possible!)

(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

The Wellerman sea shanty keeps getting better omg

[marlynnofmany]

This is beautiful, both in sound and in community. 

It’s how shanties should be: one person starts, another joins in, and before you know it the air is full of glorious song.

[tahnex]

https://youtu.be/dzDWmwQ0c7Q

And it keeps getting better.

[cognizi-remade-deactivated20210]

spies are forever its a musical

[highwaytohell-a]

this photo set was an adventure and i need it on my blog. permanently.

[sedlex]

[campcrow]

Netflix is a coward for canceling this masterpiece

[nbcthegoodplace]

pettypotts: Is there one scene you’ve done that you and the cast found so funny that it was hard to film without breaking?

More answers here. 

[odinsblog]

Okay, that was pretty tight

[chandlerbings]

[really-funny-posts]

THIS IS SO GREAT because they couldn’t even hold it together completely in the final take!!

[somecutething]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Human: Dog friend!

This thing on a wall!

it can

DO THIS

(Thwaps it)

Doggo: (FREAKS THE EFF OUT ABOUT THIS SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW IT DO THAT

[voldemxrt]

with all this cursed child bullshit i wanted to make a list of things to remind people who cedric diggory really was bc cc is bullshit and it is NOT how he should be remembered

cedric diggory tried to call a rematch for a game he won bc harry fell off his broom bc of dementors and he didn’t think that was fair

cedric diggory was the first one to congratulate harry on geting the firebolt

cedric diggory defended harry when his dad bragged about ced winning said game

cedric diggory had a unicorn hair wand core which is know for literally being the least likely to turn to the dark arts

cedric diggory’s wand was made from ash

“The ideal owner (of an ash wand) may be stubborn, and will certainly be courageous, but never crass or arrogant.” (x)

The ash tree symbolises sacrifice, sensitivity, and higher awareness. Likewise, the wand wood should reflect Cedric’s sacrifice of his life, and his sensitivity to Harry’s welfare by helping Harry figure out the clue to the Second Task. (x)

The ash tree’s characteristics resemble the ones of Cedric: open-minded, tolerant, social. (x)

cedric diggory told the hufflepuffs to stop bulling harry 

One side of Cedric’s face was covered in a thick orange paste, which was presumably mending his burn. He grinned at Harry when he saw him. “Good one, Harry.” “And you,” said Harry, grinning back.

cedric diggory told harry about the egg because it was what was fair

cedric diggory smiled at harry before the first task

cedric diggory warned harry that krum and fleur were catching up during the second task

cedric diggory told harry to ignore amos when he was pissed that harry was getting all the triwizard glory 

cedric diggory was crucio-ed by krum during the third task but still sent up red sparks so that krum wouldn’t be attacked by anything in the maze while stupefy-ed

cedric diggory told harry to take the cup

cedric diggory argued with harry james potter for 41 lines about how harry should take the cup

cedric diggory helped a limping harry walk to the triwizard cup by holding him up so they could share fucking eternal glory together

cedric digorry died with his wand out ready to fight along side harry

cedric diggory’s last wish was for harry to take his body back to his family

“I liked Diggory,” said Krum abruptly to Harry. “He vos alvays polite to me. Alvays. Even though I vos from Durmstrang.’

a boy who was good, and kind, and brave

remember cedric diggory ok

[jasper-rolls]

oh my god that noise??????

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The way she loses it too is proof she didn’t anticipate exactly what she would sound like.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cfluffiness]

Someone in facebook also posted this too

[xmagnet-o]

Omg

[halcyonjester]

Mediglyphics

[klubbhead]

This shit’s infuriating

[pseudonymsobriquet]

Oh, this is a type of shorthand!

There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand.

As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter.

Let’s break one of the words down:

Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in “atrophied” are present. But why no “o” vowel, and why is “ph” written as “f”?

Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the “a” at the start being present), or like in the “i” in “atrophied”, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn’t written. In “atrophied” if the the “i” isn’t written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a “fud”, “fad”, “fod” or “fid” sound, for example.

Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an “f” instead of a “ph”.

So in actuality, these aren’t just meaningless scribbles - it’s Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment.

Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it’s been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old!

Isn’t language amazing~?

[inevitabletony-deactivated20220]

[quietdoppelganger]

For anyone unaware literally every one of those dancers is a child

[saint-batrick]

HOLY SHIT

[thebiscuiteternal]