Why Would I Ever Be Reasonable

Really just an unoriginal meme blog. Early 20s. I’ve got some memory and identity issues, so content will probably vary wildly. Certain pals might know me as Garden.

[steel-valiant]

“Dorime”

by @eris_snail on instagram

[secondlina]

Hello cursed eldrich children, I'm dad!

{Check out my comics below}

PART 2

> namesakecomic.com

> crow-time.com

[beholdingslut]

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

[beholdingslut]

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

[prokopetz]

Note: I don't know anyone named Timothy.

[jennamoran]

I heard he maybe fell in a well?

[oneirocartographer]

#it turns out lassie was perfectly comprehensible the whole time just nobody was reading her emails

[marshmorrow]

Have a portal to the moodiest of oblivion spheres, the infinitely purple Soul Cairn, for prompt 9: Portal

I really liked exploring this little pocket realm and discovering the horrifying implications of soul gems, necromancy, and the seemingly innocent practice of enchanting.

[scarysigns]

[recoiloperated]

suicide cable

[metalmagdalene-deactivated20251]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[lamaery]

These are the actual colours I painted with, but I played around a bit with gradient maps to get a few variations... I like them all, and cannot really decide which I prefer. Ref is from this.

[studentlifeproblems]

[shuffled-bunny]

You reblogged the hanging in there star 8 times girl. Are you sure you're still hanging in there?

[empress-of-dark2005]

No

[snailcheeserulz]

You've reblogged the hanging in there star 14 times. Do you want to talk?

[mossbawn]

are you bisexual

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 28, 2023

DO NOT ELABORATE!

[dahliadenoire]

autumn date 🍂

[dghehzdehfzjk]

it's Walter, he's old man yaoi

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

[thatknitchick]

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

[hashtagloveloses]

story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with “abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective” and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said “abstinence is 99.99% effective” and she almost got kicked out of class

[itsthayzinha]

Last‌ ‌time,‌ ‌they‌ ‌spent‌ ‌eight‌ ‌hundred‌ ‌years‌ ‌running‌ ‌towards‌ ‌each‌ ‌other.‌

This‌ ‌time,‌ ‌it‌ ‌only‌ ‌took‌ ‌an‌ ‌instant‌ ‌to‌ ‌fall‌ ‌into‌ ‌each‌ ‌other’s‌ ‌embrace

[chocolettchoo]

Floof!

My website 💕

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[tgcfsketches]

[henologist]

[backmaskingmax]