Why do they say "this stuff tastes ass" as a bad thing when all the fanfiction I've read tells me that ass tastes good?
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Why do they say "this stuff tastes ass" as a bad thing when all the fanfiction I've read tells me that ass tastes good?
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
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US Book ban on LGBTQIA books
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I'm sorry... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS??? The LGBTQIA community must be represented in literature. As a closeted bisexual who lives with a conservative family and can't come out(seriously, I tried once and it didn't end well), I secretly buy LQBTQIA books to help me cope and make me feel normal about my sexuality. If you don't like LQBTQIA books, don't read them, simple as that. They don't and can't just be banned altogether.
They will be banned in schools and if not, the Librarians can be sued, but it gets worse than just banning LGBTQIA. All sex education books, sex education might come under this as well since the bill refuses to talk about age. Thinking that a five year old's books in terms of sex ed content should be the same as an 18 year old High schooler's.
And wait, there's more... So some Democrats absolutely tried to change the law again to get it to specify that children could be taught about sex abuse/molestation of children so those pedo AHs would be reported. i.e. prevent another Epstein, know what to do in such situations, right? And Republicans blocked this too, because they are Pedo supporters. !@#$. WTAF. And statistically, since I don't know if I'm clear, every program in the world that puts up safeguards against Pedos and actually has report mechanisms in place, stops pedos from existing. But according to republicans, it's trans people that are the problem with "corrupting little kids". And kick in the gays, bis and lesbians too. (Aces aren't far behind, remember...) Yeah, but they want to protect pedos like a Handmaiden's tale...
And then it would also gut drag story hour, talking about being trans in particular, etc. (With sex registry crap thrown in just for kicks.)
Hey, Handmaiden's Tale meets 1984 meets Fahrenheit 451, all of which republicans have recently made efforts to ban, because it gives away their playbook too much.
Remember, N*zi book banning/burning sh*t started in schools too.
I kinda had a theory for the festival.
That being that on every route Berdly will always be Kris's date regardless of if you had that call or not, dragging you away from Susie and Noelle. He will be Kris's date in every route except for the weird route where he is no longer there to drag you away from Susie, to drag you away from Noelle, allowing you to spend more time with Noelle and more time to use her
Unrelated but I love the way weird route has us asking "Why did we do that"
Like, so far it's all morbid curiosity really that's driving it for us as players, but there surely has to be a reason, some intent from someone that's being carried out for a purpose
Can we say "Why would Chara do this" even if it turns out to be another Chara Route, when it's us pressing the buttons? Whose idea is it??? Whose plan??? WHY does Noelle need to get stronger?????
It is interasting
Also, I'm pretty sure the weird route is designed with the intent that the player is at least playing this for the 2 time since who the hell is going to discover it on their first playthrough?
The weird route may be the player forcing their control but I also like to view it as a big 'what if' route.
Like:
"What if I managed to kill theese guys?"
"What if berdly is no longer here?"
Or just questions like:
"How would kris react to us being horrible like that? How much more would they hate us? Could we see bigger moment of their personality?"
Just a bunch of queations that the player wants answers to because they can optain them
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I’ll get some updates later on pricing, but my baby’s really sick.
For the past few days, she’s been very sick, and we don’t have the money for her. She means the world to me. I’ll have the commissions planned out soon but I need to make sure she’s okay. She’s all I have. If you can get a commission, spare some money, it will be everything to me. Thanks.
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here is a list with everything australia is banning for minors under the age of 16.
Lego Play and Steam among the unexpected additions to the list that includes Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube and X
some kids won’t be able to contact their parents with the loss of whatsapp. they are banning basically all socials for kids. strict parents? you will only be able to stay at home and do nothing because there’s no way you’ll go outside. there’s no way you’ll talk to your friends /dir
they are banning LEGO PLAY. that is unnecessary.
if you are an australian citizen PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION
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social media apps are rolling out ai age detection. do you think they want to go through the hassle of getting everyone to sign in with their correct ages? NO. they want you to upload photos of your face, and photos of your passport.
you know social media apps have the ability to send your data to third party companies, why would they not do it for this?
a world where kids’ information is easily accessible on the internet, even just the statement that they are under a certain age DOES NOT PROTECT THEM AT ALL.
they will have filtered access to recent news only. they will have no variety in their opinions. whatever the australian government provides them will be their only information to rely on.
if you are NOT an australian citizen, reblogs will help. thank you.
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An apology for Gangle
[ A little idea I had for a comic, this fic also has transfem jax]
(Kinger is wondering somewhere in some dark room when he spots Jackie(jax), who seems to be in deep thought about something, he decides to check up on her)
K: "Hey-"
J: "eugh?!"
K: "Oh uh, my apologies! Uh how are you doing?"
J: "uuh, fine I guess?"
( Jackie looks to the side seemingly about to return to her string of thoughts)
K: "Is there something on your mind?"
J: "nah, it's nothing..."
K: "Well then why don't we return to the others? They've been looking for you."
( the two of them begin to head to the others. Suddenly it became clear that Jackie was anxious about something, almost as if the thought of meeting up with them was the cause of it)
K: "... hey, we don't have to meet up with them right now if you don't want to right now."
(Jackie looks at Kinger)
K: "We can sit down for a bit y'know?"
( while hesitant for a bit, she does sit down with him)
( her train of thought feels like it continues on and on endlessly, she very much didn't want to be having them while infront of someone else but it just felt like her thoughts didn't really care about that)
K: "Are you having trouble with something that's on your mind?"
J: "huh..?"
K: "Well, it might be better to get it out, It might even help you sort it out."
( Jackie considers it a bit but is still very hesitant. Actually confronting her feelings is still very new to her, and still very scary. The only one who knows even a portion of her struggles is Pomni and even then it's just a portion. But Kinger sounded very relaxed and comforting right now which felt rather weird considering his usual self)
( they sat for a couple of minutes. Jackie still being in her train of thought but Kingers words had also crammed itself in there, so...)
J: "I-...it's about someone."
K: "Well what is it about them?"
J: "...... it's about ... Gangle..."
K: Is there something between you two?
J: "Kinda. Y'know... she's the one I was a total bully to..."
......
K: "Are you perhaps trying to figure out a way to apologise to her?"
J: "....... ......"
( Jackie tenses up a bit, and after a lot of consideration, she finally speaks up again)
J: "y-yeah..." (she said in a rather breathy and shaky tone)
K: "Well, I thinks it's great that you want to apologise, I think that Gangle might really appreciate it."
(Jackie tenses up again)
J: "...But... how do you even apologise for something like that?..-can you even apologise for something like that?! Or would it just feel like..an..insult after everything I did to her?"
K: "... I think I understand where you're coming from, you don't want your apology feel like nothing, y'know, wether that would be it changing nothing or just making things worse then they were before."
J: "Well when you put it like that it just sounds selfish..."
K: "I don't think it's all that selfish. Changing for the better can be really hard. Especially when that positive change doesn't feel visable."
K: "I think apologising will still help regardless of what happens. Because even if her opinion of you doesn't change right now, it'll let her know that you are trying to change."
J:"...."
K: "Is there still something on your mind"
J: ".......I-im.. afraid she'll feel like she has to forgive me... I've forced her to do so many things in the past and this might just feel like one of them. "
K: "Have you forgiven yourself for the things you've done?"
...
J: "...what do think?!..."
K: "Heh, I know it can be really hard to forgive yourself for all the things you did wrong-"
J: "do I even deserve to just forgive myself? I mean I-I was literally her ABUSER, I did horrible things her, all the signs were there to tell me how bad things were and I just ignored them! Why was such a stupid idiot??"
...
(Kinger breaths in)
K: "It can be really hard to distance yourself from the past you, ... especially when you were still that "you" only just a few days ago. But what I believe is that with every new bit of knowledge you gain comes out a slightly new "you" and we'll, you learned so many new things over the past few days It's only natural that a new you would come out, I mean the fact that you regret these things and are willing to express them is proof that you have changed."
J: "......."
K: "I know changing for the better is going to be scary, especially when your brain likes to stick to what it's used to but despite that, you've managed to make small steps to changing for the better.
It'll be a slow journey but with with enough patience and will, that past "you" will be nothing more then a memory. And I believe you have the strength to continue this journey."
( Jackie looks up at the still crying but smiles from relief)
(They sit there for just a bit longer before Jackie decides to stand up)
J: "let's go"
(Kinger smiles at her with a smile that is totally there and heads with her)
[ so yeah, I wanted to post the text version first so that you can point out any mistakes in the text wether that would be grammatical errors, there being better ways to word things or just me straight up forgetting to add sertan words( because that is a real problem of mine, God I love DLD, any I tried to fix as many of those as I could)]
I cannot stop thinking about them. The idea behind this one is that Ragatha’s comforting Jax when he first arrives at the circus
dw this isn’t a spoiler
hap hal
OOOOHHH MMYYYY GOOOOOD?!?
She's so beautiful! My transfem jax heart is dying
Tired to see gangle being bullied by jax? Its ok i found something to repel him.
ngl I have a few questions about how aging works exactly in this show/world lmao
(mostly-unrelated p.s. under the cut lol)
Decided to fix Pomni's door icon for fun because the color placements were inaccurate
Here's the original for comparison
like to imagine that jax is the one who is more shy in the relationship
Seeing the contrast between him crying on stupid sauce and him being super happy on stupid sauce makes me think that he doesn't default to one emotion, but is constantly switching through varying emotions based on what he's thinking about or who's interacting with him.
i can totally see it tbh
Pomni reads Jax so well it hurts
So, in this scene we see that Pomni is trying to tell Jax that closing oneself off from others causes people to abstract.
Jax gets really angry here. Pomni can tell she struck a nerve.
She seemed to be trying to de-escalate the situation—apologizing instead of explaining what she meant.
It seems that, to Jax, the consideration of his own feelings is so foreign to him that it literally doesn’t appear in his mind as a possibility at all that Pomni could be worried about HIM.
I think Pomni saw this. She realized that Jax was volatile, and his true emotions being seen would set him off even worse. He’d be even more scared, so she let him believe she was blaming him.
Because she knows that the alternative—feeling vulnerable—would be much worse for him.
She knew that. That’s why she didn’t correct him.