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PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia

tennesseewillams

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going

writing-prompt-s

You mention to your co-workers that you think the bronze statue that you pass by everyday on your way to work is such an eyesore. Their only response is “What statue?”

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Huh, that’s weird, I think to myself. I hope I’m not going senile.

I went home early from work that day. I dry humped my pillow until I came and fell asleep watching The Tick, starring Patrick Warburton.

babehog

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

i-am-a-fish

party rock is in the housee tonight :D

agentturtlecupcake

IT DEFINITELY IS

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last night was a movie

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we should be able to eat dirt with how good it looks sometimes

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huh. I actually do in fact have an iron deficiency. people on this website really do know how to solve problems. detectives and doctors everyday scrolling through these posts

chrliekclly

cheaphalloweencostume

good morning from the airport

My friend @champagne-recluse is gone. She was an important part of my life for nine years. I am a different person on the cellular level than I was when we met, and I am also changed by her friendship. To anyone who says online friendships are somehow inferior to irl: suck my dick.

I keep thinking about her in different ways and each time, it's like being gut punched with her absence again. Periodically she would message me about a dream she had, asking me for interpretation. That's not my specialty but I would earnestly try to help her navigate her subconscious with my clumsy words. She built me up, she called me an Oracle. I made an AMV for her in the first year, honestly first months of our friendship. I think it's still on my Vimeo, god I hope it is.

She was the funniest, she was the kindest, she was a fierce ally and a wonderful friend. The world doesn't shine as brightly without her.

I wish we could have met irl. It wasn't in the cards. Still, she was an important part of my life for practically a decade and that's worth so much. I love you, Lapis. I miss you forever.

Yours,

BGod.