Holyer than thou

24/m

[saintmattmurdock]

I truly wish the bermuda triangle affected my life more than it currently does.

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[lucifer-rose]

tarot reader: *draws a card with a picture of my car being impaled*

me: is that good

[saintmattmurdock]

Hot take (but like half cooked kinda thing)

i just heard someone compare Eva Stratt sending Grace on PHM as a trolly problem. Sure the premise is there, sacrifice one for the sake of all life on Earth but it is not a 1 for 1 comparison.

There is no guarantee that PHM will work. It is literally the last chance for Humanity to have any hope that they can cure the Sun.

It’s less pulling the switch knowing you’ll save 5 over the 1 and more like pushing someone into the trolly with the hope that it might cause the trolly to stop. There’s no guarantee it’ll work. That is why Stratt is a walking ethical dilemma.

[gaytanic-panic]

[gala-xyzz]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[saintmattmurdock]

I may disagree with Lolcows for moral/ ethical reasons but it nice that trans men have started to take over the space

[shit-happens-bitchachos]

am i rewatching supernatural because i am depressed or am i depressed because i'm rewatching supernatural

[saintmattmurdock]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[medievalsquire]

Squire Affirmations

I will not trip and fall down the stairs while carrying all of my knights armor again

The horses love me

I am not in love with the wizard apprentice

My knight appreciates my hard work

It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly

[ruinedchildhood]

[supersoftly]

[imma-bunni]

Heated Rivalry x The Untamed anyone?

Rivals, yearning, pining, and not communicating - that's so wangxian! ✨👏✨🩵🖤❤️🏒⛸️❄️

[pastelispunx]

My emotions about space travel, and the history of, are strong today.

[the-patty-pervert]

Dear kitten,

Do NOT come to the backyard. I've grilled an absolute dog shit burger. Just completely fucked it up. I'm sorry-

-Daddy

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats