join me in the pit

[preyingforsnuff]

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

[kristallisatie]

500+ points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EUROPE IS SAVED FROM A CIVIL WAR

[rogiboi]

LOWKEY HATE THE SONG BUT EUROVISION IS SAVED

[saintoffrogs]

The sigh of relief I just let out

[saintoffrogs]

Israel? Really?! 220 Their song sucked like hate of the country aside it was just boring

[aropride]

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"

[saintoffrogs]

It's the time of the year again and here are all my stupid rambling to remember who to vote for (don't mind all the in jokes)

Denmark 🇩🇰 YEHWAH got a song!

Germany 🇩🇪 yehwah is young and using deceit

Israel 🇮🇱 >:( hes in a giant diamond you wright the joke

Belgium 🇧🇪 owlen is mother and really boring

Albania 🇦🇱 mother watches over us like the AYC, the council of mothers sing to gem cladded armour boy

Greece 🇬🇷 get em cat boy destroy capitalism

Ukraine 🇺🇦 I love rare instruments she is dressed like a rug get is aurora 2

Australia 🇦🇺 pokemon sun and moon

Serbia 🇷🇸 stop stalking the camera man AFUKING SWORD MIC STAND HOLY PEAK

Malta 🇲🇹 bro lost in the gazebo misery

Czechia 🇨🇿 needs got shadow clones and the force (the void fucking got him)

Bulgaria 🇧🇬 eggless clowns have a tic attack, me and the mob heading to bangaranga

Croatia 🇭🇷 oh fuck white gender bent jesus can fly

UK 🇬🇧 loving the doc's, why have we murdered Cain for half the set???

France 🇫🇷 its a french ballad it's good

Moldova 🇲🇩 the instrumental goes hard like hit it flute also hello giant woman 😏

Findland 🇫🇮 man boobs in the church hunted by the ghost of a fairytail (why is the back ground floating chairs)

Poland 🇵🇱 got my ass teleported into a church locked in during bible study

Lithuanian 🇱🇹 tin can ah beat

Sweden 🇸🇪 matrix edm hello? Very repetitive (Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly)

Cyprus 🇨🇾 the hands in the floor took me the fuck out

Italy 🇮🇹 don't fondle the ground the song hasn't started I don't care 30 albums! Why is there a naked man in the back?! Oh backflip

Norway 🇳🇴 horny ah bass line... okay no horny ah song

Romania 🇷🇴 lady gaga? 🎶choke me while I jerk off! 🎵

Austria 🇦🇹 get it silver furrys

[bestnipplesforever]

[ayagdos]

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[moonfox-mumbles]

‼️ DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY ‼️

[pt: DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY]

The Same Dark Money Behind Project 2025 Is Bankrolling A Northwestern Study Recruiting Trans Kids

Project 2025 outright calls on conservatives to fund and manufacture more “studies” on the “negative” effects of trans-affirming care.

[reishi-is-tired]

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

[hydrahowl]

does this on your dash

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag eat goat meat tonight

[hydrahowl]

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[foodonmydog]

Peas.

[quietwingsinthesky]

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

[quietwingsinthesky]

okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”

and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!

his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Man’s Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.

So I Answered It.

and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940s” without first explaining that ‘blow’ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain it’s fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-

i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. i’m sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didn’t realize he wasn’t looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.

anyway, i think i got a bad grade in being sexually harassed. my pro tip is maybe don’t start with what a very autistic individual will misconstrue as you earnestly asking them to explain sex to you. the special interest shield will cause splashback damage.

[i-speak-graffiti]

🫵 HEROES in the tags

[aliasthe1st]

[gayturians]

[asgardian-viking]

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

[avocados26]

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

[guest-1337-detecter]

Big fan of this

[dragonslayerstudio]

fuck it, let’s piss off travis

[thesadcyborg9million]

I love supporting ladies and pissing off travis

[saintoffrogs]

I've finally finished my friends refsheet for his oc/vtuber model! And I think it looks pretty spiffy, so ima leave it here

If you want to see more of this character, check out crooser64's YouTube channel! I also show up there sometimes :D

[insomniac-arrest]

movies about apocalypses: it’s every man for himself!! you can’t trust anyone, it’s a wasteland of solo travelers and sad families, we’re alone out here

humans irl: *pack bond with strangers*

*pack bond with large carnivores*

*pack bond with robots in space thousands of miles away*

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Apocalypse preppers who fantasise about all our artificial rules and governments falling away in times of chaos seem to forget that we invented those rules and governments. Over and over. When you put humans near each other, they group up and make a society; that’s why those  governments exist. Do they think we magically stop doing that in dangerous situations? Because… we don’t.

[triangle-meanace]

Acrid for the time being