Zephrus

Pronouns/all

[zephrus-west]

This

Paired with:

Is the best fuckin thing ever

[zephrus-west]

HOLY SHIT THERE ARE JONDOMS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

[skyporf]

WHEN do you ever feel that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the worms yearn for escape

[boatingbrookcosplay]

This guy doesn't feel the worms😭

[zephrus-west]

Live Laugh Love the worms

[zephrus-west]

This

Paired with:

Is the best fuckin thing ever

[zephrus-west]

I made this based on a Mech/Magnus crossover Fanfic i made over the summer. idea came from a commet on it

[zephrus-west]

the back for those wondoring

[zephrus-west]

I made this based on a Fanfic i made over the summer. idea came from a commet on it

[antlergrave]

rainy day in Hawkins

[nasa]

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[zephrus-west]

It’s been raining since about 1 o’clock and WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WALK IN THAT! I have to walk a mile almost entirely uphill to get to D&D and what do you mean They decided to make it right now ! I don’t even own rain boots! At least before the house fire I had a waterproof cloak now I don’t have that!

[zephrus-west]

And don’t even get me started on the fact that I only have leather jackets and the only thing that could possibly keep me warm I can’t wear out of uniform! Stupid AFJROTC fleeces.

[zephrus-west]

It’s been raining since about 1 o’clock and WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WALK IN THAT! I have to walk a mile almost entirely uphill to get to D&D and what do you mean They decided to make it right now ! I don’t even own rain boots! At least before the house fire I had a waterproof cloak now I don’t have that!

[zephrus-west]

Thought on lesbians?

Thoughts on Taco Bell?

Thoughts on lesbians at Taco Bell?

It sounds to me like someone wants to go to Taco Bell

[zephrus-west]

Rats we're rats we're the rats

Rats! We’re rats! We’re the rats!!

[guooey]

[catboybiologist]

Mutuals I’m doing this to you

[catboybiologist]

Mutuals I’m doing this to you again

[patrik6090]

Just finishd gay porn

ALL OF IT???????

[zephrus-west]

What a notification to wake up to

[empress-of-dark2005]

[beebo-beeps]

Me before and after transition bc I’m still pre-T and pre-surgery so all that’s really changed is my style

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[obeythefloof]

[hybristosomniac]

I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU SICK SAD FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU RUIN EVERYONE AND I JSUT WANT TO GOUGE YOUR STUPID EYES OUT AND FORCE FEED THEM TO YOU GOD I HOPE YOU DIE YOU REVOLTING PATHETIC DICKBAG I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[mattiebluebird]

-- brian moser

[zephrus-west]

I fucking CACKLED

[mysecretwindowuniverse]

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