pOwER cOnVerTerS!!!

Relatively low-key Star Wars fan. Lesbian af. Probably not as salty as I come across. Mostly memes tbh 

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rian johnson: here’s my oc she has pink hair and she’s super cool and a great leader and she’s in charge now!!!! :)

Lando, admiral ackbar, poe:

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imagine a jedi master with 20 wives telling you you’re never allowed to fuck no wonder anakin went dark

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when palpatine is tryin to manipulate anakin to the dark side instead of telling him about darth plagueis the wise he just should have said the sith are allowed to fuck

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have you heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the babe magnet

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he was my master who let me fuck. i killed him in his sleep when he passed out from exhaustion after one of his weekly orgies. ironic

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for the naysayers in th comments

does this look like the face of a man whomst does not fuck? open you eyes!

as for darth plagueis…he still hasn’t called me back

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The Whole Galaxy in Your Eyes 

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a friend of mine once said “the bb in BB-8 stands for Bad Bitch” and I think about that every day

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Now that John seems increasingly Done with SW, I want to see him go on to better projects with his costars who were shafted and underutilized by this franchise. I want him in an epic space opera with Lupita as the princess, a spy thriller with frenemy-to-lover Gwendoline, a lavish costume drama with Oscar as his boyfriend, a romantic comedy with Veronica, a hardboiled mystery with Kelly. Just give me more of all of them together.

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

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vader, with poise and elegance, gliding like a caped shadow: alert my star destroyer to prepare for my arrival

kylo, slipping down the hallway like a 4 year old in socks: PREPARE MY SHIP!!

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vader, calmly and professionally: there will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the millennium falcon

kylo, hysterically having a meltdown in front of the entire fleet: blow that piece of junk—OUTTA THE SKY!

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Vader, with a menacing yet steady tone, speaking with certainty and purpose: “Obi Wan Kenobi is here. I have felt the presence of my old master and must confront him.”

Kylo, who appears to have been substituting Red Bull for sleep for at least a week, screaming and visibly mentally unhinged: “FIRE EVERYTHING WE HAVE AT HIM!!!1!!!”

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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Reenacting the classic Star Wars poster of 1977

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You knew him.

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Finn and Poe complimenting each other

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pictured: me

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doing my civic duty

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me, the retail worker standing at the end of the aisle watching yall demons act the fool in my place of work for tumblr good boy points after my manager sent me to make sure yall weren’t shoplifting again:

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i want oscar to ravage my ass with his tongue