Sam0fc

scared of climate collapse | any pronouns

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

[wizzard890]

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are...... noT yet available.”

if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world. 

[sparrow-va]

(via @dragonprincessmew )

[arborealgargoyle]

[id: #what a clinically insane yet correct take /end id]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

[sam0fc]

did gregor samsa teach you nothing. ruin lies ahead

[emnesoi]

ack oooguh help the wind keeps blowing me

[emnesoi]

blow on yr screen every couple seconds to simulate annoying an anime boy

[emnesoi]

i came up with this idea when i was very sleep deprived and i then spent like 30 minutes intermittently blowing on my screen. i was very entertained, at one point i laughed so hard i almost lost my voice. i figured that this was just a symptom of being very easily amused due to my condition but now that im awake again i see that this is easily the best post ive ever made. i have peaked, i will never post anything this good again. fffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[markvomit]

[sam0fc]

damn this new album by the police goes hard

[catmask]

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

[supergameboytwo]

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

[horseabortion69]

Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos

[flesh-is-the-fever]

Oh there's so many of these

[a-book-of-creatures]

The feminine trait of *checks notes* wanting to stay hydrated

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Real men are:

Strong, like stone

Dry, like stone

[detectivehole]

being electrocuted is a state of mind

[detectivehole]

these 16 car batteries ive hooked up are more afraid of you than you are of them. it's all in your head. now touch these terminals for me

[brakshow-deactivated20230910]

I think Americans in general should maybe start taking xenophobia more seriously. Because with the. Everything going on in the world right now. It's gotten really really bad. And while lefties might not be reactionary to the same extent as republicans it's still very much prevalent. I went to dinner with my family recently and the stuff they said about my cousin's family who emigrated from Russia made me feel like I was losing my mind. He's 2 years old. How are you going to discriminate against a baby with a clear conscience. Then you read the news and it's like "China is spying on you with TikTok and weather balloons" and you hear people on all angles of the political compass repeat it. Are you hearing yourself right now. Are you for real

[grahamkennedy-deactivated202411]

This, but the entire Western world. You are not immune because you're from Australia or Canada or France or wherever the fuck, this is not an American problem this is a problem of the Western world in general you do not get a pass just because you're not American.

[sam0fc]

major thing about "china" and data collection is that like yes, tiktok is collecting your data and maybe selling it to the chinese government but we also literally have proof that google does this thanks to the NSA and that facebook attempts to manipulate your politics with targeted ads from foreign actors. pretending that a chinese social media is worse than the US owned megacorps is just xenophobia

[egberts]

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

[kaibascorpse]

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment

[sam0fc]

growing up is realising that all candice goes through is unbearable mental torture.

[torridturncoat]

my dashboard simulator is just:

mutual 1: I am SO normal [is demonstrably not]

mutual 2: i am so weird [is demonstrably not]

mutual 3: i am normal [arguably is, but only in lab conditions. where they need a pressure of 1 atmosphere and 25°C to be 'normal' and even then....arguably]

[rifleweeb]

[rifleweeb]

[durendoll]

:)

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

why all this shit dropping right before armored core 6

[mechamothgirl]

Being a mecha pilot it peak transitioning.

[rifleweeb]

[rifleweeb]

[durendoll]

:)

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

why all this shit dropping right before armored core 6

[mechamothgirl]

Being a mecha pilot it peak transitioning.

[beemovieerotica]

hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

[beemovieerotica]

actually my tags are too good not to include

follow me for more customer service tips and tricks

[beemovieerotica]

THIS is how it's done!!!

[elliesgaymachete]

Sometimes taking an attack of opportunity to get the woman you love out of harms way is something that can be so special

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[sam0fc]

feeling a lot of pressure on the smallest choices recently. specifically fast fashion and "new clothes" culture is everywhere and depressing - the idea that jeans with a rip, or jackets with a broken button just need to be thrown out and replaced seems so everywhere and it scares me.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn't that uncommon. Them being viewed as "leftist", "woke" or "gay" has occured several times.

I collect these examples.

[tadaxii-i]

reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers