Hello My Friends...

Sam 30 she/they I post a lot of things

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[beemovieerotica]

[fagsex]

[sexygaywizard]

[fredfugues]

Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

[adonischildsupportcase]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window

[innerchildabortionclinic]

very true. just fact checked this and there are many pictures of birds covered in oil.

[junglejim4322]

[eveninginparis]

[thememedaddy]

[memeuplift]

[twilightrenaissance]

bella googling “cold one” and finding beer ads moodboard

[ketamie]

literally have been obsessed with this the past half year

[memeuplift]

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[spaceshiporion]

...Can I add this

[n64s]

[earthdad]

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

[turtlegirl521]

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

[so-much-for-subtlety]