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Just a dad spreading misinformation about his kids
Another set of lies !! Mostly from Instagram comments
Aaaand another set of lies
Mihawk the liar - last part!!
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
I knew like 3 things about the series when I started and all of them were from dmc5. I spent a lot of time missing Vergil... before he wrecked my property and beat my ass 10000 times
This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
Outfits
Sirius Black
She called Laura cute!!
Hawkeye (2016) #12
apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it
what "level" are you
egg
hatchling
baby dragon
dragon
still a dragon
mega dragon
super hella dragon
UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
dishonored 1 is literally 2 dollars on steam right now blease do yourself a favor and acquire/play it if you haven't already
the consensus is in:
"Kurlyk-kurlyk, yopta."
(Russian meme: pigeon cooing + softened "damn it". Only post-Soviet folks will get it.)
Regrator No Lollipop
And before you think i went insane: it's a Milliastra wonderland that i found today by accident
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It's a silly casual game where you play as Dottore and don't allow Feofan to smoke have any lollipops. There's no actual character models sadly but the game itself is pretty fun. Encapsulates Dottore experience perfectly btw especially in challenge mode where Feofan starts to genuinelly smoke eat them right before your eyes
Zandik had to have infinite amount of patience and love for this man to fight this neverending battle for 400+ years daily. I would have went crazy
Dottore’s Long Con: On Colluding with Nahida and Playing the Villain’s Part
Or: Part II of Why I Think Dottore Is Coming Back
While rewatching Act V of the Sumeru Archon Quest, a thought occurred to me: Did Nahida recognize that Irminsul needed to burn after Dottore told her the truth of the world? Could they have devised a strategy all the way back in 3.2?
What if Dottore has been playing the role of the villain so that he and Nahida could liberate Teyvat from the fetters of fate without calling down the punishment of the shades?
This is a companion essay to my last post on how Dottore might be resurrected and redeemed enough to be playable through the principles of alchemical enlightenment. It’s not necessary to read that one for this to make sense, but the ideas support one another.
TLDR
Dottore reveals to Nahida that Irminsul has been hiding a secret that jeopardizes her ability to embody the principles of the God of Wisdom
Nahida can’t directly intervene without running the risk of calling down a Celestial Nail. She needs a villain so convincing that burning Irminsul seems like the lesser of two evils
Dottore has lived his entire life being seen and treated as a madman. He’s perfectly content to play the villain’s part as long as it furthers his goals of exposing the truth of the world
Dottore and Nahida are foils for one another. They are both branches of a whole, and her purification in the bower of Irminsul at the end of 3.2 foreshadows Dottore’s own return from the crucible of the tree of knowledge.
By jointly dismantling the fate system with Nahida, Dottore liberates himself from the fate of the heretic, and guarantees his free will going forward
Grab a snack because this is gonna get long
Dottore the Alchemist: Or, How Zandik Will Rise Again
In my excitement over lizardttore and Escher, I didn’t spare much thought to how the Pyro Gnosis might be central to Dottore’s revival. But then I saw what Hoyo titled Datattore’s final cutscene animation: Crucible of Causality.
What if they just gave us an enormous hint as to not only how he might come back but also how he might be redeemed enough to be playable without entirely eradicating his fundamental goal as a character? What if his death is one more step in his overarching plan of perfecting the human body and soul through the principles of alchemical enlightenment.
TLDR
Irminsul acts as a crucible in both senses of the word. It is a vessel in which substances can be subjected to extremely high temperatures and it is a significant trial that can lead to profound personal growth
Dottore’s 3-4-7 connection aligns him with the principles of alchemy
Esoteric interpretations of alchemy are primarily spiritual in nature. That is to say, transmuting metals into gold is an analogy for personal transformation and purification
As part of the seven stages of alchemy, Zandik’s most “selfish” perspective (the ego) must be broken down, confronted by, and reintegrated into the remainder of his soul
Nahida’s goodbye is so exaggerated as a red herring; 35 is dead, but Zandik will return as the enlightened version of himself thanks to the Pyro Gnosis, which is tied to resurrection
In analytical psychology, the burning phase of alchemy is a metaphor for confronting the shadows within to eventually reach wholeness
(I’m coping so hard y’all. I need to believe he’s coming back.)
I’ve seen people do au’s of Bloody Mary where Grace’s twin brother is Colt Seavers from the fall guy which I honestly love but I haven’t seen anyone do what I consider to be the funniest option available which is make Ryland Grace an escaped Ken from Barbieland.
Think about it throughout PHM Ryland never talks about having a family he mentions having a girlfriend once in the book all we really know about her is that they moved in together briefly and that she had a lot of stuff.
Let’s say after Ken and Barbie break up. Ken decides to go out on his own and stumbles upon the real world. There he learns about science and becomes completely invested in that pathway. He either eventually figures out how to become a human or he stays a doll which could explain why he was the only one to survive his hyper sleep (and so he can live with rocky longer)
It could explain why he so heavily believes in non water based life so much because he WAS a non water based life form. Water doesn’t exist in Barbieland it’s all plastic.
Furthermore this could explain why he decided to become a teacher being a doll previously it’s only reasonable to assume he’d enjoy kid’s presence the same way Barbie does.
He also loves the beach and we all know that Ken’s previous job was beach
In the Barbie movie the CEO of Mattel states “we’re not worried about Ken…. Ever.” Meaning that it’s likely they wouldn’t care at all if a Ken left Barbieland and perused an education became a scientist and eventually a school teacher.
All this to say imagine Simon and Grace getting into some kind of fight where Simon is like
“You have no idea what it’s like to live your life forced to be a cog in the system. Knowing that what you want doesn’t matter, nobody caring about who you are not even your name matters”etc. etc.
and the entire time Grace is having PTSD flashbacks of this:
And then responds with:
“You wouldn’t last an hour in the place I grew up”
ME AND WHO
#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.
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no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here
So I was going through BadJaune dottolone art once again because Pantalone's Paragon genuinely makes me go insane and has me by the throat
And this piece made me wonder what if they are too victims of infamous ZhongChi/ChiLi chopsticks misunderstanding. Such a nice crack opportunity right here
And now I can't decide what's more hilarious:
1. Dottore is aware he has like 0 relevant experience in successful honest personal relationships. Therefore, he decides to research Li Yue and their traditions and finds the chopsticks one and decides well there's really nothing that can go wrong with this one. And gifts Lone the damn chopsticks.
So
A) he intends them as business partners' gift, but they're instantly taken as proposal. Pantalone still accepts and now one think they're in a relationship/engaged and the other is suuuper hyped he successfully made a friend/business partner and it's like totally normal to do sleep overs and later on kinks and sex and stuff like wdym business partners with benefits bitch
B) he intends them as proposal/engagement/asking out and is taken as business partners. And once again they're accepted and Dottore just lives his happy little dating fantasy taking Lones lead on how dating/etc is supposed to work. And maybe he's a little aroace science man so it's totally fine and whatnot
2. Pantalone gives Dottore the chopsticks but that sounds too much like a plane ZhongChi trope rip off.
Segments are probably there too just bringing the chaos
Anyway
I absolutely adore the concept of Dottore somehow fucking up all of his attempts at meaningful personal relationships. They don't necessarily NOT work out, but they still somehow always go spectacularly sideways
Well, this post aged like mediocre wine I suppose. But! How about a second, Snezhnayan, edition, hmmm?
The premise is basically the same, but instead of chopsticks it's all about Pantalone's ring and Dottore doesn't know enough / gets himself in misunderstanding about Snezhnayan wedding rings. Like "Let's gift something nice to Feofan that he loves as a symbol of our partnership- oh! What a pretty ring!" type of situation.
The wring in question is the left one
It's on his right hand ring finger. Seems to be a three band ring, as far as I can tell it's intertwined. Like this:
Which is called Russian ring, three band ring OR Russian wedding ring. It's traditional!
Historically, it's necessarily a russian wedding ring. It's more like a slavic thing, but it become world reknown through Cartier. And they took the design from Russia specifically, so.
Anyway, why is it traditional and can be seen in slavic countries? Because of Orthodoxy, of course!
In Orthodoxy people believe in 3 main entities/faces of God: The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit. They are represented in three bands of the ring. In other interpretations: a) father, mother and their child, the family and b) love, trust/faith and hope or c) love, friendship and loyalty. The bands are also usually different in color/design, which have their own special meanings.
In Orthodoxy people traditionally must cross oneself, sign documents, give money and do all other important actions with their right hand. Because it's right, get it? It's quite literally the case here. This hand represents rightfulness, truthfulness and purity! Right hand is also called "the giving hand" (the left one is the receiving one, as in receive with your heart, let it in your life, share the most precious things) in slavic tradition, so everything you do should be done with right hand if you mean it. And marriage? Oh boy, you better mean it!
And that's why the wedding ring is on the right hand in slavic tradition!
Why the hell of this is important? Because Pantalone turns out to be Snezhnayan in canon. And Snezhnaya is modeled after slavic countries, presumably Imperial Russia. And Orthodoxy is one of the biggest parts of everyone's life back then.
What we can conclude? That there's a very high chance that Pantalone has a wedding ring (also the only ring there, must be important detail) thus he is/was married.
My take on this? Let it be the marriage chopsticks but accidental partnership ring. Which kind of partnership? Who knows! 400 years side by side with the only person that you can somewhat trust should mean something in my book.
And that's it :3
EDIT:
Ah! I almost forgot! There's also a phrase in russian "правая рука" which literally translates as "right hand" but it can also mean "righthand man" depending on context. It's not exactly related to the ring in question, but it suits their dynamic, so I thought to mention it too.
A Couple Other Things I Thought Were Interesting
Just a couple other things I've been continually thinking about after playing the patch:
A Moment Lasts Forever
Although Pantalone started testing the elixir of immortality before he was 38, Anomalous Tree Marrow I confirms that what made the elixir incomplete for so long was that it had no impact on brain aging--that is, Pantalone was already staying young in body, but mentally and neurologically was still aging. It took all the way until Zandik's death (and the elixir being perfected from his autopsy) for Feofan's brain to stop aging, so we can technically say:
The day Zandik died was the day time stopped for Pantalone. 😭
This is also important because it's a central part of the theme shared between both Dottore and Pantalone: The segments were fixed "slivers of time" who effectively could not grow or mentally/psychologically develop beyond the age at which they had been separated off. Unlike the original Zandik, who remained mutable and human and therefore changed his views and feelings over time, Omega and the other segments had no freedom to grow as people.
And after Zandik's death... neither did Pantalone.
Just like the segments, his brain became fixed, frozen.
Hear me out, Dottore comes back as a pyro character for the symbolism.
Feofan isn't the same as a segment, but functionally having one's brain development stopped in time suggests the same exact inability to move forward, to give up the feelings of that moment...
Pantalone is an extremely tired 72-year-old brain inside a 45-year-old body that's nevertheless still kicking almost 400 years later.
No wonder the guy has black circles.