Samenus

INTJ/Virgo

[punkjabi]

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[samenus]

did you know that you can't smile while you hold your breath?

AHAHAHA, YOU'RE A FOOL, I actually checked this and I can say that your words are wrong ☝️

[lemon-labia]

no family please dont include me in conversation

[incorrect-favourites]

merlin, just got back from dying: Did you miss me while I was gone?

arthur, just spent a week rampaging through the city looking for him: You were gone?

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

arthur’s code of chivalry is so funny. it’s supposed to revolutionize everything about the way knights live their lives and absolutely none of them give a fuck about it except like three guys

[thisisdogs]

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

[maggotmuncher0]

sketches

[anxietyproblem]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[sleeping-jo]

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

[thatsoup]

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"