No Crying Until The End

nell ♀ 28 taken <3 data specialist in missouri hi i'm nell and i've been here too long. currently so deep in Stormlight Archive hell I might as well be a herald

[tanchimo-moved]

Are you going to update you’re under the oak tree book?

hello!! i'm so sorry this took forever to be answered.

i just posted a new chapter today!!

[thealogie]

saw a five paragraph post about how so many bad things happen to house on the tv show house and how the show never has any of the other characters acknowledge any of his trauma. A of all you are a victim of the “let’s explore everything in a healthy way” age of television and B of all every episode of house md every character is going up to house being like “you have so many issues we are literally begging you to talk about it and go to a therapist. We will pay you. We will drive you there” and he goes “bites you bites you bites bites bites you bites you PLUS I faked cancer to get high PLUS I’m gonna ruin your life for suggesting this”

[damazcuz]

I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace

[tiktaalic]

in complete hysterics over this

[fibrefox]

Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

[confused-stars]

“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

[grimeclown]

This is a fucking new one

[tchaikovskaya]

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[depressodium]

Which type are you?

[starling-illu]

cosmere inktober 22: afflicted

please keep any comments about how much you hate Moash to yourself, I'm tried of having to argue with people every time I want to draw him

[pitbolshevik]

rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

[pitbolshevik]

if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.

[kuuwo]

Little boy Belmont.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

so i've been on this site for a hot minute and i've always operated on the idea that if you're here long enough you'll end up with at least one popular text post but uh, maybe that's not true? so, i wanna know

have you (by your own standards and definition) had a popular post?

yep

nope

despite clearly wording your question i still do not fit into a binary answer

Voting ended onOct 26, 2023

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Favorite kind of responses to this post

people saying yes they've had a popular post and then giving a number that doesn't even break triple digits. Some real home town news anchor popularity right there. Genuinely I adore this.

No, thank god

Describing a post that I've actually seen/reblogged that makes me do the leo dicaprio pointing meme

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[psilocervidae]

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

[slasherrr0]

[jathis]

King Shit

[webluvbot-deactivated20230307]

the original he wouldnt fucking say that

[thememedaddy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Trans man here! It’s the goop! Hope this helps!

[veeranger]

gohan is the funniest ever version of a burnt out gifted kid because the thing he’s burnt out on is having superpowered martial arts abilities. by every other metric he’s a very stable and successful adult man but nobody in his life except his wife and mother care about that shit, and they all call him a washed up loser because he doesn’t want to shoot energy beams at aliens anymore.

[veeranger]

you know what i forgot that he likes to use his superpowers to occasionally larp as kamen rider so maybe he’s not THAT well adjusted. but his wife loves when he does it, so actually he’s doing great.