SamTheMan

Hey Guys! I'm Sam, 18, live in Britain :)

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[samgwyer]

If this isn’t me being forcibly removed from the buffet….

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[neverthere12345]

[hundondestiny]

chaotic good

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[filthy-rat]

you ever notice how uh… pete has a zipper on his crotch

[filthy-rat]

i have been informed that most pants have zippers on the crotch so shitpost canceled 

[aokozaki]

Post un-cancelled, because it goes all the way around baby.

[halobats]

this has reduced me to tears

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

[305xdisaster-deactivated2021102]

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

its not for you king

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[margbarcisforever]

not to be one of those people who’s like “go to therapy” but jesus christ dude. this having 86 thousand upvotes..

[margbarcisforever]

maslows hierarchy of needs for The Fellas:

-die at the alamo

-mommy gf

[decadent-trans-girl]

[memewhore]

[userengy]

FLEABAG + THE PRIEST NOTICING FLEABAG BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

[huffylemon]

[no-x-in-nixon]

“Your zipper’s open.”

“It’s my lawn.”

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

im never gonna find a website as funny as this one

[hornetstabber]

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

[hornetstabber]

anon please what does this mean

[hornetstabber]

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

[greek-mythographer]

This deserves 1000s of notes

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[katjohnadams]

THE DREAD GAZEEBO HAS EVOLVED AND BECOME MOBILE

[teaboot]

Baba yaga housing crisis

[teaboot]

I have no memory of this post

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s a luxury to have great parents.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s getting to the point where there are so many streaming services, we almost need something like a paper that tells what is on each channel. Like a guide for the television.

[queensboro]