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TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

girlballs-archive

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

indoorvoices

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that there are fake towns and roads (known as “paper towns”) that mapmakers put in their maps, so that if someone makes a map which has one of these paper towns, they could know it’s a copy (x)

dingdongyouarewrong

this image is true on its own but nowadays people just spam it every time there’s sarcasm/satire that they didn’t personally understand on the first go.. even when the clarity of purpose is there and is incredibly obvious lol

lonelyroommp3

my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that's true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr.... it will be interesting again” and you’re like "ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss" & promptly get right back to doing fuck all

dontmeantobepoliticalbut

guerrillatech

konoko

maxknightley

in fairness to those kids that don't understand what "camp" means, I don't think I could explain it much better if I tried. my internal definition is basically a crumpled up list of signifiers like "sixties batman TV show" and "my high school drama teacher who never explicitly said he was gay but we all knew"

maxknightley

if you asked me to describe the difference between "camp" and "kitsch" I'd have a 50% chance of going "uhhhh hummel figurines are kitsch but not camp" and a 50% chance of my head exploding on the spot