Things Never Happen The Same Way Twice

Sam|26 y/o| bi| mexican

[jeyneofpoole]

jon snow has been dead on the floor for 13 slutty, slutty years

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Brilliant 😂😂

[angietherose]

I needed a good laugh 🤣

[purlturtle]

You're laughing.

She's there upside down tits out feet stuck and you're laughing.

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[bigwizardhat]

her swift maneuver, for context

[samis1805]

Today a teacher who is a psychiatrist says that the only way a man can rape with his penis is with an erection and if someone says that the rapist was drunk its a valid way to know the “victim” is lying cause you cant be drunk and have an erection… I wonder how many people that I open up abaout it think im a liar and now I cant stop thinking about it

[everythingstarstuff]

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Bones @ Spock

[traumaticbackstory]

Just Abused Kid Things

Really liking Batman and Harry Potter because you secretly fantasize about being an orphan and then realizing that’s not normal when you’re older

[samis1805]

I did this all the time, I didnt know it wasnt normal

[dankmemeuniversity]

[griffstream]

Cosmic alignment…

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

[superlansde]

You guys don't know this, but there's a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotls

Look at that dude

[samis1805]

I confirm

[samis1805]

Has anyone here been traumatized by therapy? please tell me I'm not the only one

Everyone says it was my fault

[siir-poesia]

“Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” And sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person” And they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.”

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[samis1805]

I need to read this more often

[visit-ba-sing-se]

Okay but I do feel like we already had enough stuff happening for one decade. No more historical events pls

[becomingthedreamversionofme]

Happy new year to everyone who doesn't have plans or anyone to celebrate with.

I see you. I'm with you

[samis1805]

Its me right now

[astrangerlately]

[samis1805]

Necesito un abrazo... de mi para mi 😢

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[patrik-star]

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

[kaijuno]

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

[cheeselegstheblog]

[anxietyproblem]