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They/them | Agender/french/ND/plural | Current special interest: Sarge and Simmons (RvB) | Tagged 'no description' when no visible image description

[sodium-chloride-blog]

I was asked for merc Caboose and who am I to deny the people's demands?

I give you; bounty hunter Caboose and his K-9 service dog Freckles

[alteredchurch]

i got mad while trying to read a fic bc i couldnt visualize doc in the scene properly and that anger pushed me to the point of creation. so heres my doc face hc. i think hes a bit cutie.......a bit sweetie.........

[myeteore]

some of the few 'hearthian solar system au' doodles i made throughout the months of last year (before i sat down to figure it out)! i didn't draw a lot for it, mostly just daydreamed about it, but now that the concept is out there i'm looking to rectify that >::)

[myeteore]

OWWWWWLKS

[myeteore]

say hi to a hearthian solar system au! the idea popped in my head back in august when i made the drawings for this post and thought 'hey, what if instead of cosplay this was their actual home' and everything derailed from there.

each planet has its specificities and each population has its quirks and its own assets it either shares or trades with the rest of the solar system.

the hatchling now gets to not only discover new planets but also the people living there, as their role of emissary doubles as an archeological and a diplomatic mission ::-)

[myeteore]

what if the travelers cosplayed the planets they're on in the game? + the hatchling ::-)

[lovetositinsilence]

can i offer you some baby owlks

[leonardalphachurch]

[context: wash, caboose, and tucker somehow end up trapped in a house that church is haunting.]

church: G E T . O U T .

[tucker and caboose are screaming, swearing, afraid, terrified]

[wash, unfazed, walks up to the wall]

wash: whose blood is this?

church: Y O U— what?

wash: on the wall.

[the wall has blood seeping out of it]

tucker: what the fuck are you doing???

church: what do you mean “whose blood?” why does it matter???

caboose: maybe it’s the wall’s blood.

wash: so the house is made of flesh?

church: what? no! it’s just a house!

caboose: then why is it bleeding.

church: THE HOUSE ISN’T BLEEDING.

[wash swipes some blood off the wall with his finger and brings it close to his face]

wash: then where is the blood from?

tucker: DON’T TASTE IT????

wash: i’m- i’m not tasting it! i’m just smelling it!

[caboose walks up next to wash at the wall]

caboose: can i taste it?

church: D O N O T L I C K M Y W A L L S.

wash: don’t lick the walls, caboose.

caboose: okay.

[caboose stares at the wall intensely]

tucker: he’s gonna lick the fucking walls.

[wash plays with the blood between his fingers]

wash: well, it certainly feels like real blood.

church: wh- of course it feels like blood! what the fuck else would blood feel like!!!

wash: i thought it might be an illusion.

church: I A M N O T A N I L L U S I O N ! !

tucker: he’s been throwing chairs and shit at us! how is that illusion??

wash: nothing’s hit us. besides, if he can make us hallucinate visually and auditorially he can probably make us hallucinate, uh. tactilely.

tucker: tactfully?

wash: no, tactile. like touch.

caboose: what’s the word for smell.

wash: um. odorously?

caboose: what about taste.

church: STOP TRYING TO FUCKING TASTE MY BLOOD!

tucker: so the ghost is fucking, touching us??

church: i am NOT touching you! you’re touching my shit!

tucker: man, why can’t we be getting touched by sexy ghosts like in ghostbusters.

church: W H A T ! ?????

wash: don’t fuck the ghost

tucker: i’m not fucking the ghost!

caboose: if we can touch the ghost… can we hug him?

church: if you hug me Y O U D I E.

tucker: wait, like you’ll murder him? or like just touching you kills a person?

wash: why do you wanna know if you can touch him, tucker?

tucker: fuck you dude. i’m trying to figure out what kinda danger we’re actually in while you’re out here asking about the fucking, wall blood,

wash: i’m trying to understand the mechanics! if the blood comes from somewhere thats important to know!

tucker: it’s probably from the fucking, dead people! that he’s killed!

wash: no one’s been here in years, it wouldn’t be this fresh.

[wash turns to church]

wash: unless youre preserving the blood somehow…?

church: preserving the— your friend is right, these are stupid as fuck questions. why are you asking this?? why does it matter???

caboose: fake blood isn’t scary.

wash: real blood wouldn’t be that scary either, for the record.

church: how would real blood not be scary!

wash: it’s completely disembodied. tucker, if you saw a puddle of blood on the ground with no source, would you be scared?

tucker: uh. i guess not.

church: oh, come on. first of all, false equivalence. you’re telling me you see a room covered in blood and you wouldn’t care? bullshit.

tucker: i didnt say that, i mean. if there’s a lot of blood i’d be like. worried.

wash: exactly. it’s concerning, not scary. and that’s mostly because it means someone’s hurt.

tucker: nah, if it’s fresh and like, splattered, i’d probably be scared there’s a killer nearby or something.

wash: your first thought is not going to be that there’s a killer.

tucker: it depends how much it looks like a murder scene!

caboose: the scariest thing is the tetanus.

church: OH MY GOD, shut the fuck up. look. i don’t know where the blood is from, okay?

tucker: you don’t?

church: it’s magic scary ghost shit! it doesn’t come from anywhere!

wash: so it’s not real.

church: IT IS REAL. it’s just not from anywhere! i just make it!

caboose: it’s your blood?

church: IT’S NOT- it’s. maybe it’s my blood. i don’t know.

tucker: can we get a dna test?

wash: that would only be helpful if we already had something with his dna to compare it to.

tucker: hm. hey, ghost, do you have any old cum socks in your room or something?

church: what the fuck.

wash: so you do want the ghost’s cum?

tucker: NO!!

church: what is fucking wrong with you people.

[ovegakart]

at least theyre walking and talking instead of standing around and talking. Well. Most of them.

[shrimperini]

hi chelley fans 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[shrimperini]

I am just very very curious……

What will your human Wheatley look like if he shaves off his stubble??? I dont need sleep i need answers….💥💥💥

shaveley!!!!!!

thanks for the ask olya 😸 feels weird drawing him without facial hair lol. Hope u dont mind me sprinkling in some chelley too.. as a treat..

i think sometimes he gets shaving cuts. It happens 😔 and that particular morning he was rather clumsy with the blade lol. He’s embarrassed about it but Chell doesn’t mind, she’s more focused on pinching his cheeks 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻

[shrimperini]

saw @/anata_oshi’s base on twt and i had to draw them …. (wheatley totally wants to be there)

[shrimperini]

just a kiss or two, he said

chell and wheatley are very busy (chell mostly, especially when she becomes nr.1) and they don’t have a lot of free time to see eachother during the day, so…. 😔 they gotta reach that daily kiss quota one way or another 🫡

[gastersreturn]

GASTER'S RETURN MUSIC ANIMATIC!!!! WRECKING BALL BY MOTHER MOTHER

WOW! OKAY! IT'S DONE! FINALLY!! I hope you like it! It's my first actual animatic if we forget what I do in class I had a lot of fun, I learned to use Storyboard Pro even better, and it's not so bad x) There's a lot of informations in it, lots of things I would say about it, but I think I'll just answer to your own comments rather than yapping on this post xDD

So, one final time, and almost a month late now, HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY GASTER'S RETURN!!

[hyperlazr]

red team edit!!! oh and doc is there too i guess...

edit kinda offbeat cus alight motion was at 2fps.. bear🐻 with me here

[zipsunz]

EINE KLEINE 🌻 A Mob Psycho 100 AMV

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[zipsunz]

CHOICE 🥄 A Ritsu Kageyama Animation Meme

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